Some handicapped international poker "champion" is looking for someone to be his personal bitch.
In a truly unique and somewhat disturbing listing, the player (presumably whose last name is Sinclair, which if so, might be Chris or Clive–who have "championed" their way to a staggering $27k and 36k in career earnings, (respectively) needs someone to travel with him, his "9yr old son, and a guard dog chihuahua,"Squirt.""
Read the full listing. And if you think you’re the man/woman/couple for the job, please send us an email at email@example.com and let us know how your new, exciting, weird job is going. Seriously. You sucker.