Thursday night, Hooters officially opened its casino and hotel in Las Vegas. Horny single men and athletes looking to impregnate beautiful buxom redneck woman around the world rejoiced.
We kid. We love Hooters.
Hooters is all that’s great about America.
Located just off the Strip and across from the MGM, the too-corny-to-be-true 696-room property was revamped from the old San Remo hotel and casino. Unlike the average breast size of its female employees, the 696 room hotel is actually much smaller compared to its competitors. For comparison’s sake, Hooters has roughly 4,300 less rooms than the MGM.
This is fine though, because the real story here is the ever growing Hooters empire. In a testament to all that is great about America, Hooters, based right here in Atlanta, was started by six fun-loving businessmen, with no experience in the restaurant industry. The first joint opened in Clearwater, FL (so appropriate) with just some girls in orange shorts, lousy chicken wings, an owl logo, and some big breastseses.
As Yakov Smirnoff would say, "I love this country."
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