Hoyt Corkins on Robbery, Sarah Palin Being a MILF

For some reason, nobody wants to give a straight answer on the, "Who you voting for for President?" question.

No celebs. No MMA fighters. No poker players (except for Daniel Negreanu).

We kind of sort of got the run-around in the lastest webisode of The TOKE from some of the people on hand at the Hard Rock Poker Lounge grand opening party, although it sounded like Hoyt Corkins (after talking about his robbery) wants to bang Sarah Palin senseless (can’t blame him).

You’d think everyone would be solidly behind Barack "Bam" Obama if for no other reason than there’s at least a .012% chance that poker is carved-out of the UIGEA if he’s elected (hell, his VP’s son was lobbying for it).

Then again, that’s a rather large trade-off for having to pray towards Mecca five times a day.

Which is what would happen. If he. Was elected. Cause. He’s. Muslim.*

Watch Hard Rock Poker Lounge Grand Opening: Players Talk About Their Picks for the Next President

* Barack Hussein Obama…he’s Muslim right? Right? Gotta be. Right? Bueller? Bueller?

 

4 Responses

  1. joel spencer

    September 17, 2008 6:56 am, Reply

    I have enjoyed reading your site for a long time. I now find myself in the position of having to leave you forever. Your right wing fascist scare tactics,claiming that Obama will reveal himself as a Muslim pushed me over the edge. (If and when he wins, and reveals himself a la Muhammed Ali, I will come back.) I will miss your clever reporting, but Fuck You

  2. Jonas Grumby

    September 17, 2008 8:12 am, Reply

    Apparently Joel Spencer’s sarcasm meter needs to be recalibrated. Dude, get over yourself. Political satire and humor are as old as our country. And re: Sarah Palin…I’d hit it like the fist of an angry God, like Earnhardt on turn 3, like Ike and Tina, etc.

  3. The Entities

    September 17, 2008 9:25 am, Reply

    Hey Joel, if you’ve been reading the site for awhile, you probably know that we joke around quite a lot. Think Jonas sums that up well. We’ve also linked to a number of pro-Obama websites in the past if you bothered to click the links. However we aren’t endorsing anyone for the election, as both candidates certainly have their flaws.

  4. michele lewis

    September 17, 2008 9:05 pm, Reply

    You guys are right-wing? hmmm, I thought you were swingers. Didn’t anyone tell you that it’s politically incorrect to talk shit about MEN but ok to talk shit about WOMEN?

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