Earlier on Sunday, we tweeted that there are two types of guys in this world: 1) guys who propose to their girl on the Jumbotron at sporting events or, 2) guys who propose in private….
Miss Utah Is New Miss Teen South Carolina
Regular readers of our site know that when we have a joke, we’ll beat that fucker into the ground. For example, in TWO THOUSAND AND SEVEN (six years ago), Miss Teen South Carolina gave her…

Big Cock Poker Might Have Problems Doing Mainstream Advertising
With the return of online poker in the U.S. [in Nevada only], and with the general uptick in mood and turnout at the 2013 WSOP, we’ve been bi-curious: will there be a major return in…
Awesome Chainsaw Vid Would Be Awesomer if Allen Kessler Was In It
If there’s one thing we can all agree on, poker needs more of Allen “Chainsaw” Kessler. Same rule applies to any video involving chainsaw fighting. The above video is great. Especially if you’re into chinamen…
Thank You, Full House with Johnny Chan
As we said, we’re catching up after a couple of off-weeks. And this one deserves its own post. This trailer/sizzle reel for Full House with Johnny Chan is absolutely off the unintentional comedy charts. This…