Is Keeley Hazell Still the Wicked Chops Poker Girl of the Year?

Joannawsop21_3Ever since seeing Joanna Krupa at the 2006 World Series of Poker (and taking 502MBs worth of photos of her sitting at a poker table doing nothing), we’ve considered renaming her the 2006 Wicked Chops Poker Girl of the Year, a title currently bestowed upon the bodacious Brit babe Keeley Hazell, who always seems to make us alliterate, among other things.

We don’t take decisions like this lightly though. No, they’re hard. Very hard. Like waging war in Iraq hard, but without all the bloodshed, Arabs and the Cindy Sheehan-types camping out in front of our ranch.

On one hand we have the amazingly gorgeous Joanna Krupa, who we once said was officially the hottest girl in Christendom and who knows enough about playing poker to last two full days at the 2006 WSOP. All incredibly impressive, and it’s practically a laydown with those credentials; that is, if we had never come across the supremely stacked sexpot Keeley Hazell. And while Hazell, unlike Krupa, wouldn’t know if she had flopped the nuts if they hit her in the face, she does occasionally make poker-related news and she certainly knows what to do when you’re stacked big at the table, or in the shower or sitting in a leather sofa chair or, well, just watch the below videos of Keeley Hazell sent to us by one of our readers and help us decide.

To make the decision even harder, be sure to check out the longer, uncensored version of the same video after the jump.

Keeley Hazell Nude On The Sofa – video powered by Metacafe


11 Responses

  1. Mike T.

    August 15, 2006 6:31 am, Reply

    Is there a like video of Joanna Krupa? I need to do more qualitative research analysis on the matter.

  2. Kid Dynamite

    August 18, 2006 5:53 am, Reply

    bombs bombs bombs bombs bombs bombs bombs
    chops – can’t believe you didn’t make time for us LITTLE people in Vegas! but you posted a naked Keeley vid to make it up to me…. ohhhh kay…

  3. Chops

    August 18, 2006 6:14 am, Reply

    KD…sorry we couldn’t meet up. And remember, there’s about a 99% chance that if a hot pic of a chick is on the site, that’s from Snake’s doing. He has almost supernatural powers to find these things.

  4. Michele Lewis

    September 6, 2007 1:53 am, Reply

    Cougars in Poker

    I’ve been called a Cougar for many reasons. First of all, I married a younger man. He’s only one year younger than me but let me tell you…no, there’s nothing to tell, one year doesn’t

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