Jamie Gold’s Urinal Mint from 2006 WSOP for Sale on eBay for $5,000

UrinalcakeNo shittin’ ya, click here to see for yourself.

Starting bid is $5,000.

And you only have five days to act to be the proud owner of this “ultimate poker collectible” that, according to its auctioner “poker-kitty“, was “used” by 2006 WSOP champion Jamie Gold “just prior to winning the biggest cash prize ($12 million) in all of sports history.”

Poker-kitty, who has a 100% positive feedback rating on eBay and is a 100% douchebag, goes on to say: “The mint in question was acquired (via rubber gloves) from a hotel men’s room attendant (close friend of the family; can’t disclose his name for obvious reasons), immediately bagged and labeled and stored for safe keeping.”

“While this item is DEFINITELY different, that peculiarity and rarity makes it the absolute ultimate piece of poker memorabilia of all time,” says poker-kitty. “Heck, you could even use it as a dealer button if you really wanted to, although I’d strongly suggest washing it first!”

There’s really nothing we can add to this, except that if this person nabs $5,000 for Gold’s piss mint, which is about as likely as it is the real deal, Tao of Poker’s Pauly, who loves to write about the pros he whizzes next to at tournaments, has a whole new income stream, so to speak, available to him to pad his bankroll.

Thanks to Michael T. for the heads-up on this one.

 

One Response

  1. Maridu

    April 24, 2007 3:09 pm, Reply

    Hey Snake (all Chops!) So good to hear from you!
    Still avid reader – as always! I have big (poker) news for you guys, and I see you guys are taking on the world with Bluff Magazine, etc, etc – PROPS!
    Yes, we are all going to Vegas. Drop me a line to my email and we can try (harder then last year) to cross paths!
    You guys are better then ever.
    Luv,
    Maria

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