:: Robert Mizrachi does not win the 2009 Aruba Poker Classic. [link]
:: Cirque du Soleil founder and high-stakes poker player Guy Laliberte has returned from space. [link]
:: Speaking of high stakes poker, AJ Benza is gone from GSN’s High Stakes Poker. [link]
:: To the happiness of a ton of dudes who think they have a chance and don’t, Erica Schoenberg is single. [link]
:: Lingerie cat fight!!! [link]
:: And finally, people who really believe in the 9/11 conspiracy are fucking idiots. Serious fucking idiots. [link]
* Jayde Nicole pic from Liquid Generation.