J.C. Tran’s Breasts Keep Getting More Spectacular
Listen, we’re not sure where we’re going with this whole "J.C. Tran has spectacular breasts" thing, but here are a few things we do know: 1) it still makes us giggle, 2) we’re really getting annoying typing the "." after the "J" and the "C," 3) Jenny Woo and El Blondie’s (ex)wife Rhowena do have truly spectacular breasts, as does Bullz-Eye.com Girl Next Door Katie (at right), who looks like the hot sister of former ABC Bachelorette Jen Schefft, and 4) JC Tran is the best tournament player in the world right now.
Tran won the $3,000 buy-in NLH event at the Bellagio Five Star World Poker Classic this week, pushing him well ahead of the pack in the POY race.
In other Five Star news, Mike "Hubb" Haumpton won the $5,000 NLH event, banking $365,995.
For more Five Star results, click here. For lyrics to “Standing Outside A Broken Phone Booth With Money In My Hand,” here.