Joanna Krupa and Derek Hough on Dancing with the Stars: Some Answers

According to Google, people want to know more about Dancing with the Stars' Joanna Krupa. And we've got the answers. Sort of.

According to Google, people want to know more about Dancing with the Stars' Joanna Krupa. And we've got the answers. Sort of.

Judging by the Google search traffic surge we’re seeing, a lot of, um, new readers want to know some things about part-time poker player Joanna Krupa and Derek Hough on Dancing with the Stars.

So here you go:

:: Joanna Krupa isn’t married.
:: As far as we know, Joanna Krupa doesn’t have a boyfriend.
:: Derek Hough and Shannon Elizabeth are no longer dating.
:: Derek Hough and Joanna Krupa are not dating…yet.
:: Shannon Elizabeth can not be happy about the Hough-Krupa pairing though.
:: You can find Joanna Krupa naked here here here here and here. It’s really not that hard, people. You can see her talking about getting naked here.
:: However, there is no Joanna Krupa sex tape that we are aware of…yet.

And there you have it. Our last Joanna Krupa Dancing with the Stars related post for at least two to three days. Maybe.


18 Responses

  1. Nancy Joy Filimonczuk

    October 8, 2009 2:23 pm, Reply

    I am your big fan I am Nancy Joy Filimonczuk,I weach your show on ervey Monday and
    Tuesay But don’t worry I am steal voteing for you gays.I have a pictue of you becase I went
    to see you win this year! I Love when you do the saxy and hot dances And I like it a whole
    lot! Can you do a very slow dance a song that goes with it That will be the
    Draming under the same moon

  2. Matt Ray

    June 17, 2011 12:35 am, Reply

    Hey. Do you read your mail You can be in my movie out as book in less than 12 months finished less then 3. It’s cool. They act out movie and men really die. They should have version seeing and not seeing killer. No offense about Anna Faris in first. She motivated me. I have intuition that you say it could of been you if I did not know some things about you. Are you one of my girls. I’m real handsome. 20 hours of writing. 2 books coming on news book money soon more to come. Ideas other books starts. What # are you to me? Read facebook or celeb. gossip. It’s our secret. I trust you.

  3. Matt Ray

    June 17, 2011 12:40 am, Reply

    In the first one you can buy from Publish America or read your mail. Al Pacino maybe sets up Man who delivers book to woman’s house on x-mas. Each use gift verse killer. Maybe Robert D grandpa. Elle sister. Anna Faris or you as Jenna the main girl. Don’t know main guy. Too bad not me. Trying to act in another movie. You can act in 2nd I don’t know if you would want to in third. Sh. Don’t sh me about nothing. 2nd coo with you. 2 hours done in less than 3 months. He sets up Matt. Then family comes. He sets them up. The cops come and 10 can’t fit on the boat. It’s coo. I want people to be surprised in all. I wrote action and love, a suspense and other type action love books. I’m working on Asylum, I’m Moving, second abyss, some oddball after 2nd Conquering Enemies due in 2-3 months. one more hour or less of The Abyss Battle 2, 1,000′ of coo’s and funnies. 4 hours total.

  4. Matt Ray

    August 2, 2011 3:17 pm, Reply

    Hey Joanna you feel like hanging out with me. I might smack Robin Krause and kill cops and doctors. I refuse time in jail. I’m a writer. I don’t do hospital time never overnight. I was threatened. Harassed about stuff not true like mental illness.  Said heard voices. Said she would kill me if I don’t show up. Said I have a thought problem and stuff. I have to finish second scary book for you to get lead role 1of 5 girls an hour long. Finish other books then too. In less than a month they will publish The Bridge Battle with boats and The Abyss Battle 2. It’s 8 hours. Bridge story is 2 hours will be in 3 days. I get first book money The Abyss Battle supposed to be on the news. I have cookbook and desserts published. I will just starve if girls don’t like something different I eat once in a while. I wrote desserts. You can make mini pie bites with cherries covered in chocolate and cherry glaze. I have first scary story published. Big money coming in 6 months my lady

  5. Matt Ray

    August 2, 2011 4:02 pm, Reply

    I won’t meet if you dance with blacks or do stuff with them. I find prettier girls. Well if you want to see a handsome photo go to Matt Ray Euclid Ohio facebook. I can’t get on there. I deleted everyone. I don’t want to name off prettier women to men who fantasize about women they don’t look good enough for. I know you did date man not handsome. I have a bad memory. My least pretty girl is in a lower league then your not as handsome man> I think it’s time for you to move up in the world.

  6. Matt Ray

    August 13, 2011 10:43 pm, Reply

    That’s so cute. You can go to Matt Ray Joanna Krupa and see  us. Next month second scary will be done. 36 hours  or so mostly action when I’m 27 on on Nov. 26. Next year up to 100 total hours or so. I have a crush on M. Monroe. I am not single for Sarah Paxton. We had our talk. I wrote published The Abyss Battle 1 hour. Love Idiot. 90,000 words. Conquering Enemies published just recent. Variety Cooking. Delicious Desserts. To come out soon The Abyss Battle 2 80,000 words. The Bridge Battle. 50 pages about 90 minutes. To come Escaping. Finish Getting Away 1 hour this month maybe add more to The Bridge Battle. Next month Some devil story 1 hour. Revenge. Asylum all 1 hour books. Others? Not sure if love + second scary almost done. 10 real good songs. 6-7 rock. Also to come Oct. Nov. 8-12 hours The Bridge Battle 2. More weapons. First one had some at end more. Then next year sequels The Abyss Battle , The Bridge Battle. Others Love stories? Others type stories not sure. I will let people know. Yes zyprexa is your choice. No you don’t need invega. Of course no.

  7. Matt Ray

    August 28, 2011 4:28 am, Reply

    Joanna I’m past 24 hours writing. Maybe 24 or a little more hours second bridge battle in 2 months. First is soon to be published 100 hours. My third scary done before nov. 25. I want you in it and second one. I wrote 31 pages today I will make 100 by tomorrow at first it was 25 pages. First one already offered Anna Faris. Maybe you extra 1 of 10 girls in abyss 3 next  year and second bridge battle small role. If you want to change your life up a little bit. Don’t forget you can’t kiss me with lipstick. Me no like. The Bridge Battle 2 and second scary second abyss 180 pages possibly you a girl you’re name was in it but would make do more same thing as bridge battle 2 about 10 girls both to be 24 hour stories to be movies. I want to act in scary and bridge battle’s so when I’m 28. 26.9 now I will practice acting.  Do you read e-mail I sent you second scary almost done. I’m sure scary stories will be enough for you. You will enjoy. Let’s do it!

  8. Matt Ray

    September 7, 2011 2:53 am, Reply

    Yo Joanna I’m 35% done. I wrote scary story published one girl main. 66 pages.rainstorm on Christmas. About 290 pages of  second scary. Tornado on Halloween. Earthquake the next day on the road stopped at restaurant. I wrote 100 pages today mostly dialouge> I want 1,000 total scary pages in 10-14 days. I wrote 99 pages The Bridge Battle published next month. I wrote 75 pages Escaping. 183 pages second abyss so far. 5 pages every other day alternate with second bridge battle 25 pages so far. Make them even amounts first and seconds. 2 pages love story a in 6 months -7 days 350 pages about. or just make 250 pages. In second scary story 6 main girls. The killer was an ex-cop he tried to help Matt during rainstorm to get on the boat> He kills messed up people who robbed him. He has no choice but to kill people trying to kill Matt he wants Matt’s money from true movies he makes and he wrote not true movies. You’re in another world sometimes jut can’t keep up. No just fibbing. I got published some 90,000 word love story first. I wrote suspense and football with flows. I would tell you but you change e-mail address. I was gonna give you an update when done but forget it You don’t deserve gift. My girl. I’m only fibbing when I say that. I could go past 100 pages still 3 more hours. With straight writing no lines skip I’m happy with 1 page an hour. Possibly 2 sometimes.

  9. Matt Ray

    October 2, 2011 5:24 pm, Reply

    Hey Joanna. I put your name in my second scary story “Conquering Enemies 2. 120,000 words. 6 girls. Yeah well I don’t feel comfortable with you. You’re new man is too old. I’m the coolest writer. Other books wrote and coming. I don’t like you anymore. +you ignore me on facebook and myspace. I have a good time with girls at restaurant during quake. The girls don’t do much during blizzard next day. The tornado on halloween we did stuff too. They are reviewing that story. If it has to wait it be 5-11 months till published at most. I will replace you.

  10. Matt Ray

    October 2, 2011 5:58 pm, Reply

    I wrote “Conquering Enemies 2. 120,000 words. Being reviewed. Maybe published this month or 5-11 months. Matt was setup in rainstorm in first appointment selling books and skipped appointment. The cop in second one helps him from people who want his money cause they want the cops money. Tornado on Halloween. Earthquake next day, then blizzard. Girls don’t do much during blizzard. There is 6 girls. I wrote The Bridge Battle. I hope I can beat the grace period and publish before end October this year. I was trapped in arrow cage in “The Bridge Battle” 55,00 words more happens. funnies and coo’s. First scary 10,000. The Battle At The Abyss is 90,000 words. 1.5 million words before I’m 28. 27 on nov. 26. The Ice Tornado Baseball Battle will be 500,000 words in 3 months. “Animals In The City.” 90,000 words1 month after that. Igloo tornado blizzard. Less than 10,000 kills in books-movies before I’m 1,000 years old. Third scary 250,000 words 3 months after those. Others? Wrote some others don’t count. 10 good songs.

  11. Matthew Roy Ray

    October 25, 2011 12:57 pm, Reply

    Hey Joanna. Did you see Matt Ray Euclid, Ohio facebook. I put you in 2nd scary story being reviewed. I hope you tube money cause I would not have money for 9 months to publish “Conquering Enemies 2.” It’s the coolest scary story. I’m writing a 250,000 word third scary story. It’s different. 2nd is 120,000 words being reviewed. In third detectives don’t do that much cause they fly and fess up to what they did. They fly in tornado. They see killer who committed suicide flying. There is funny cases. The five you have so far are paint over body. Fake finger. Steps gone outside. Woke up coffin. Coin worth more. Others hazel eye contacts. gogi in old man wanted to die no taste buds. Nes Quick in monster mass. Dilluted rogaine. monopoly and others Semen scissors involved you man tried to grow a long beard like me. Man put crack in my beard. And lots more.Cheated on with animals. 5 year old likes a papa. bad pictures push weight down on man and more. I will write 4th after The Tornado Ice Baseball Battle. You tube soon. I rock. Other songs. I wrote 3 other books one out in April maybe more and that sooner.

  12. Matt Ray

    October 25, 2011 6:01 pm, Reply

    The 2nd one is being reviewed it’s a lot to do. You can skip third. It does not have to be you. The third is too much small roles. Nothing wrong with it. Second is a better fit for you. 4th maybe you in. It’s more of a scary story than third. That due in 12 months. third you could do for an hour. 4th is the serial killer impersonates people. He was a detective who faked his death after being struck by lightning when Madeleine used her wing to block mace from man during tornado. He faked his death. Everywhere Matt and girls go he is there. Etc.

  13. Matt Ray

    November 22, 2011 1:58 pm, Reply

    Hey Joanna. The scary book Conquering Enemies 2 is 150,000 words. 385 pages. At least 100 pages without girls. You can be a girl for short time and then another girl be Joanna. A part is where I have sex with 6 girls. All funny lead ups. I say I am for real going after the killer and there’s five girls doing nothing. I put hand out for saying five. They each gave me a high five. You kiss me on my head. It will out April or August at latest. I just need 682 dollars for it and still need 1 grand for other story. I started to remember it. I put other men in it. They don’t get the action parts though. I study my lines for 4 years till I’m 31. I’m 27 on nov. 26th. Then act when 32-33. Then other movies 32,33-35. I wrote 600,000 words so far. You can have first choice what part you want to be in. The halloween tornado. The Earthquake part. It’s the best. It’s funny. I made some sex jokes.

  14. Matt Ray

    November 22, 2011 8:14 pm, Reply let me know if we use notecards if there is 7-10 people. I can’t use them in blizzard part in store talking to killer. I can’t use them when I talk to Mircea. Oh well I’ll study for a year or two and might get an answer. I’ll study 3 more years if I don’t have to use notecards. I just won’t write till I know. I wrote 570,000 words and I sing 25 songs. I am making a CD and on you tube. I’ll remember the Mircea part and part with killer. It’s still alot. Then after I do that I’ll go back and remember a page a day each for the year then next year till I’m 29 practice what they say before me and remembering all in a row. It could take till I’m 32. Ready for movie. you’d be upper 30’s. Then 33 act in The Bridge Battle. 34 The Battle At The Abyss and Escaping.33-35 write another scary story. 40 years old one more scary story. I think that’s my plan. It would be 500,000 words.

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