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Joanna Krupa PETA Campaign


Penis = confused

Penis = confused

Lost somewhere in the news that Joanna Krupa is going to make an appearance on PokerStars’ Million Dollar Challenge was the slightly less controversial news that Joanna Krupa dressed like a naked angel holding a cross in her latest PETA ad campaign.

Krupa, who is hot and Catholic, supports PETA, which is dumb and stupid. So this campaign, to quote Troy from Community, is “wrinkling our brain.”

Naked Krupa = really good. Holding cross = bad. Puppies = good. Naked Krupa holding cross surrounded by puppies = bad. PETA = really bad.

* Pic source = www.wwtdd.com

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Joe December 4, 2009 at 12:20 pm

this picture is disturbing and awesome and…shit, my brain is wrinkled. I don’t know if nudity and crucifixes go together. At least she not (overtly) telling people not to eat animals. That’s the militant-wing of PETA…and animals are delicious (as a wise man once said, “if God didn’t want us to eat animals, then why did he make them out of meat?”). Maybe that’s why there’s no “anti-meat” message here…angels would be contradictary to the “animals are made out of meat” concept. What?

For some reason, I keep looking at the picture, though.

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Viticus December 4, 2009 at 1:02 pm

i think i was just born again.

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Phil December 4, 2009 at 1:27 pm

There’s this thing called the internet that I can see naked women, I don’t need to go to a poker blog to see skin, believe it or not. How about some poker, not one mention of Isildur over the past month, or anything else relevant. Let’s just keep posting random lingerie pictures and compare anyone who doesn’t completely trust our government to Jeff Madsen. This is turning into a joke.

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Bob December 4, 2009 at 5:36 pm

My penis is not confused. It knows exactly what it wants to do!!

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Jake December 4, 2009 at 5:38 pm

I sorta kinda gotta agree with Phil. This site is no longer about poker. There are better sites with better stories written by better poker reporters. This site is just a “joke” site, a T&A site. The only thing to see here is skanky tatoo vegas trailer trash, or some half naked model, and if you are lucky, a bunch of links to poker sites with poker content…

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Lee December 4, 2009 at 9:25 pm

this looks like something a serial killer would do on photoshop

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Da Man December 5, 2009 at 6:25 pm

PETA says “Always adopt never buy.” Well I wanted a sphynx and spent 6 GD months trying to adopt one through various rescue groups across the USA. Those neurotic rescue chicks always chose grannies or housewives to adopt their rescue cats to. Finally I hit a breeder and “bought.” Was glad to no longer deal with those crazy cat people anymore. So PETA’s tagline should be “Always Buy Ignore Rescue Group Crazies.”

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Stan the Man December 6, 2009 at 6:20 pm

Well, I guess she shaves huh?

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