This leads to the inevitable question: "If Joe Pelton didn’t win, then WHO DID?"
In two simple words: Andreas Walnum.
He beat Steve Wong, a man who would be 10x cooler if he dropped the "t" in Steve and changed the "o" in Wong to "a." Yes, Seve Wang. Walnum banks $1,090,025 for the win. Seve Wang brings home $542,700. And with that, we’ve run out of funny things to say.
"Wait, you were actually being funny?"
Fuck you, reader.
The rest of the final table finishes included: Christopher Loveland ($187,745), David Baker ($125,240), and Can Kim Hua ($83,490). Now we’re off with