Just Don’t Get Magic The Gathering…

Watch David Williams The Gathering on RawVegas.tv

We’re not going to rip Magic: The Gathering because we’re pretty sure people who play it can put some sort of hex on us while eating Doritos in their underwear.

It’s just weird to see David Williams not only with more hair but around a bunch of Dorito eaters like in the above vid. Because when he’s not playing Magic: The Gathering DW is out in the VIP section in clubs or banging some Playboy model. Doesn’t compute.

What computes even less is this.


4 Responses

  1. Lee

    February 23, 2010 9:13 pm, Reply

    got a poker buddy who’s super into it. he had a game one night so i was like hey i’ll give it a whirl. don’t knock it till you’ve tried it, right? he tried to explain it to me and was like “okay, well these are worth four earth points however they’re counteracted with a water-based creature. now, if you have the troll card he can deal with both but that does take away six of your crystals which are important when dealing with the mage card…” i was like “aahhh i’m just gonna smoke cigarettes and watch.” it seems like one of those things that takes a lot of time to learn. so if you’re not dead set on getting into it there’s no point.

  2. Sebastien

    February 24, 2010 6:01 am, Reply

    Imagine you were to perfect your poker game enough that you could beat 90% of the people you play against.

    Now imagine if a “governing body that makes the rules” got rid of “Jacks” and added a new card “Squires” but instead of “Squires” replacing “Jacks”, they valued it under “Tens.” And while they did this, they also decide that “Trips” is no longer a valid hand, but a new hand where every card is two values from the next is a hand (e.g. 246, 357, etc.)

    Now imagine they do this “new card, new rule” thing once or twice a year.

    That’s Magic the Gathering (or as Evie Ng puts it… Magic the Faggerring.)

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