Keeley Hazell is 21 Today

KeeleyhazellhappybirthdayFurther proof that the world has yet to change since Annette Obrestad, a woman 5 foot nothing teenage girl, bested the world’s top poker players to win the WSOPE Main Event, Keeley Hazell has found her way onto Wicked Chops Poker again. This time it’s because the British glam model is celebrating her 21st birthday today, which means she’s about two years away from being too old for us and maybe six or seven years away from gravity doing some serious damage to her impossibly natural 32Es.

Fuckin’ gravity.

While turning 21 isn’t much of a milestone in Keeley Hazell‘s home land of England, where we understand 8 year old kids can get pissed drunk in pubs and bet on the horses at Newmarket, it does mean Keeley can now freely drink, gamble and get into clubs in Las Vegas. So we’re expecting a visit soon.

Until then, you can celebrate Keeley Hazell’s birthday by clicking the photo on the right for the half-birthday suit NSFW version. Also one more new photo after the jump. Ok, make that two.

Keeleyhazellnew1Keeleyhazellnew2

 

Leave a Reply

(*) Required, Your email will not be published