Kid Rock’s Fiance to Launch Poker Site

Pam_anderson_1American hero Kid Rock, who some say looks like the lost brother of American cyclist Floyd Landis, which is a nice way of saying he looks like some white trash dude who rides his 10-speed to his job as a bus boy at the Waffle House, is reportedly about to marry soccer mom Pamela Anderson, who is reportedly about to launch a poker site, which is a nice way of saying her breasts will be all over some site you can play poker on that’s affiliated with the Doyle Brunson Poker Network and is predictably called PamelaPoker.com (seriously, we predicted it) but should really be called something like SeePamelasBreastsForTheMillionthTimeWhileWeRakeYou.com.

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Snarky* remarks about Pamela’s breasts and applicable double entendres like “stacked” and “raise”…

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Pics of Pamela after the jump…

* Use of the word “Snarky” courtesy of Haley’s Poker Bl-Auggh!

Photos below from Stuff Magazine shoot.

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