Kutcher was moved to go to Vegas not because he wanted to hang out with his rich friends, stay in a swanky penthouse suite at the Palms or have endless Vegas hotel sex with his hot bod wife because he knows it won’t be long before she’s an old lady who falls asleep after crapping her pants during the early bird at Red Lobster. No, Kutcher was there because he’s an incredibly sensitive, caring and philanthropic young man who knows when things and stuff are just plain wrong dude.
As he poignantly stated:
“I was lying in bed with my wife, and we were watching TV, and we’re watching all the stuff that’s going on with the hurricane disasters and I started to get pissed. I was getting really, really pisssed off. I’m like, ‘Why isn’t the government ready for something like this? Why aren’t they doing something?'”
Kutcher then allegedly laid in bed the rest of the day, until he woke in the evening hoping, as he said, “it was all just a nightmare…you know the things I saw on the tv and all.”
I tell you, Demi should be worried about Kutcher’s little “poker lesson” with Annie. I mean Annie is an alluring 30-something mother of 4 who must have a little special something something if you know what I mean (I have no idea what I mean) after stealing
In unrelated Ashton-Demi slandering, rumors are floating that the duo bailed on a charity donation they had promised. They were allegedly paid $3 mil for allowing OK! magazine exclusive access to their wedding and reports suggested that they were planning to donate that money to Habitat for Humanity. A spokesman for the charity, however, says they haven’t received any money from the pair, stating, “We have no knowledge of the donation, but we certainly welcome any support.”
I guess the Habitat for Humanity donation doesn’t come with poker lessons.
In unrelated Cameron Diaz news, at the aforementioned uBid.com auction, ‘N SYNC star Lance Bass bid $30,000 to snowboard with ‘N SYNC star Justin Timberlake, proving that life after boy band stardom is lonely indeed, unless of course you’re dating