Lacey Jones’ Dirty Thirty

Happy birthday to FOWCP and the hottest girl in poker Lacey Jones

Along with being a great girl, Lacey is defying genearlly accepted common logic. See, most girls peak around 19 and steadily deteriorate from there into almost untouchable "things" by the time they hit 32ish. However, occassionally you get these freaks of nature like Lacey who looks better at 30 than she did when we first met her four years ago and whatever 30-4 equals.

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4 Responses

  1. Tony

    April 23, 2009 5:30 pm, Reply

    “Hottest Girl in Poker” that has never won anything. What an Epic Fail. No one will know who this wannabe is 2 years from now. Quit while you can “WickedChopsFailurePoker.” Just please stop.

  2. The Entities

    April 23, 2009 5:49 pm, Reply

    Hey Tony, noticed some flaming lately. First check this out:
    Next, Lacey was voted hottest girl in poker in a landslide by our readers. Definitely deserves it.
    You can rip us all you want, could care less. But seriously, Lacey is hot man. Very cool girl too. We know The Economy(TM) is in the tank and it’s tough times out there, but there’s gotta be a better way to direct this weird anger of yours.

  3. Johnny

    April 24, 2009 11:19 am, Reply

    Well put Entities, well put indeed.
    In semi-related but not really not related in any way news, I just had MY dirty 30 and celebrated by getting sufficiently dirty at a strip club and playing poker. Wish I had Miss Jones in my game! I also wish I had Tony in my game, too, so I could ash my cigar is his hair.

  4. shamrockbaby

    April 24, 2009 6:16 pm, Reply

    20 year olds are, how shall we put this, inexperienced. It’s not all about looks. I imagine Lacey to be superb. Please tell me if I’m correct.

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