Marta Krupa Brings You Today’s Poker News

The one on the right ain't too shabby either.

As the poker world braces for Full Tilt‘s major announcement today at 1pm ET, let’s not forgot about some other poker news from around the world.

Similarly, let’s not forgot about Marta Krupa–Joanna’s sister. While she may not ever be our Girl of the Year, we’ll just say this–if the Krupas have a brother, that must’ve been really tough on him. Cause, like, sure they’re your sisters and all, but wow, you know? If nothing else, a Krupa brother could’ve had lice, a goiter on his neck, and a hunchback and he’d still be the most popular guy in school. “Hey Baltazar, can we come over today? Shoot some hoops and stuff?” “I can’t shoot hoops. I have a hunchback and goiter on my neck. I told you this yesterday. And the past 479 days. Leave me alone.”

:: Poker bots are invading! Poker bots are invading! [link]

:: The Nevada legislature is examining not one but two online gaming bills on Monday. [link]

:: The one Strip casino in Vegas we’d getting stomach flu from by just walking in it–the Sahara–is closing. NASCAR fans around the world pour a little PBR on the ground in mourning. [link]

:: The Heartland Poker Tour signs the unsignable Darvin Moon to his first ever sponsorship deal. [link]

:: Brian Ali wins the WSOP-C Atlantic City event. In related news, there was a WSOP-C event in Atlantic City. [link]

:: Drama. [link]

:: While not pokery, Zach Galifianakis‘ opening SNL monologue was pure gold. [link]

:: And finally, a sort of new ep of The Micros. It goes to show that Erik Seidel would be one of the coolest guys in poker…if he didn’t like The Kids Are All Right. Still can’t get past that. [link]

As always, get more poker news from around the Internet on PoRo Report here.

* Thanks to Reader Dan for not letting US forget about Marta Krupa with the link.

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