Michael Jackson Sucks But These People Like Him

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Man, we get it. Michael Jackson was super talented. And don’t get us wrong, we’ll dance the fuck out of songs like “Don’t Stop Till You Get Enough,” “Wanna Be Starting Something,” and “I Want You Back.”

But MJ was also probably a ped who, even if he paid $20M+ settlements to you young boys he didn’t actually molest (ummm….), he did sleep in the same bed with 10 year-old boys which is pretty freaking creepy. So while he was one of the biggest talents we’ll ever see, there is a pretty good chance he’s one of the biggest slimeballs too.

Anyway, Sarah Silverman, Nelly, and a still-smoking-at-50 Jennifer Tilly all like him. Whatever. In more important topics of discussion, can the Academy just give Jennifer Tilly’s rack an Oscar already? Maybe a lifetime achievement award? Could spend days having fun with those. 8th natural wonder of the world, her rack.


2 Responses

  1. Truth Teller

    July 3, 2009 9:47 am, Reply

    Thank you Wicked Chops. I’m sooooo sick of everybody in the media and entertainment glorifying Michael Jackson. Yes, he was an insane talent. Yes, he lived a tortured life. These two things are undeniable. But he was also 99.99% certain a serial pedophile and predator of young boys. We shouldn’t be lining up to build memorials and laud his talent, we should be lining up to piss on his grave.

  2. s4r

    July 10, 2009 5:30 pm, Reply

    Where were all these celebrities when he was going to trial for child molestation charges? All of a sudden he dies, and everyone decides that they loved him? Ya, okay.

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