After nearly joining "Temp Hutter Club" status*–an exclusive organization of poker players who were big at the onset of the boom and have faded into obscurity, which is not to be confused with the
"They could go catch sexual predators or something that has a real impact on society. If they had gotten two guys to come there, they could have asked us to leave the premises and we would have left. It is illegal in North Carolina, I understand that. In every state, whether it’s legal or not, people are playing poker."
Yep, he pulled the "sexual predators" card. What’s next? The "You know there’s a war going on in Iraq" card? The "these cops are racist" card? Sure, illegal gambling laws are ridiculous given the prevalence of gambling every minute in every state in the U.S. Americas, but it’s still a law, so it’s going to be enforced.
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* Other Temp Hutter Club members include Chris Karagulleyan, Tomer Benvisitsi, and Mattias Andersson. Soon-to-be inaugurated members include Tom Sartori and Brad Kondracki. If you have any other nominations, please comment them below or email them to email@example.com.
** Photo from John Sciulli, WireImage.com