This probably came out a year ago, but we don’t watch "My Life on the D-List" with Kathy Griffin. And going by the old rule that, "if we just saw it, then it technically qualifies as breaking news to us," then we are proud to first report that Mike "the Mouth" Matusow made a [recent?] appearance on Kathy Griffin’s "My Life on the D-List."
Mike takes Kathy on an obviously staged blind date. In between staring at Kathy’s boobs (respect) and A.D.D.’ing up, Mike managed to leave a great impression on Kathy.
Says Kathy: "He emotionally is about four."
Says Mike: "I’m a complete moron."
Matusow appears not to have been able to close the deal, which is really no knock on him anyway, since the date was obviously staged. Having said this, any of us Entities would’ve totally closed the deal, staged or not. Fire in the hole!
At the end, a "paparazzi" shows up, and by "paparazzi" we mean Card Player’s Rich Belsky, who also doubles as Mike’s agent.
Watch the clip here.