Our Friday Night Parting Shot Girl this week is the pole-dancing, reigning Miss USA Rima Fakih, who was in Vegas promoting the Miss Universe Pageant by wearing a bikini we’d accidentally asphyxiate her with if we were taking it off her. It’s confusing, by the way, getting a hard-on over a girl whose name alone would cause you to switch flights if you were to see it on a passenger manifesto. It’s like the Faraz Jaka Conundrum.
Actually it’s nothing like the Faraz Jaka Conundrum at all. Whatever.