Miss Utah Is New Miss Teen South Carolina

Regular readers of our site know that when we have a joke, we’ll beat that fucker into the ground.

For example, in TWO THOUSAND AND SEVEN (six years ago), Miss Teen South Carolina gave her infamous flubbed answer about kids not being able to locate the U.S. on a map. To this day, we still use “U.S. Americans” in posts, despite U.S. Americans ceasing to be funny a day after the aforementioned flubbed answer.

The Entities also still answer calls from one another saying, “Waaaaaaaaaazzzzzzzuuuuuuuuuuup.”

We’ve already planned to make a Harlem Shake video a year from now.

You get the point.

Anyway, it’s good to know that beauty pageant contestants have each other’s back. Miss Utah decided enough was enough, and it was time to take the attention off of Miss Teen South Carolina. Watch the above.

It’s good to know we need to know how to create education better.

To catch up with Miss Teen South Carolina, view her Tosh interview here.


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