(editorial note: If you’d rather just see photos of Sienna Miller, Eva Green and Caterina Murino than read about how the new James Bond is a ‘wuss,’ ‘poof’ and ‘skirt,’ scroll down and click ‘continue reading…’)
As we said back Alright, maybe that doesn’t ring a bell. Oh wait, remember that post that had like OK, as we were saying, we learned back then that the new Bond film was actually scrapping Baccarat for some funny sounding card game called Texas Hold’em (Why Texas? Hold what? Why the use of an apostrophe?). Well, ever since that announcement, Craig has run into some heavy criticism from Bond fans who think he’s just not 007 material. First, word got out that he chipped a tooth during a fight scene (wuss) and then rumors circulated that he suffered heat rash in the Bahamas (poof) and finally we heard that he could only drive automatic cars (skirt). But most damningly, the British tabloids now report that the new Bond doesn’t know how to play poker? A source told The Sun newspaper: “Daniel could not play cards – it was so funny. It is a critical part of the film, where Bond shows how cool a customer he is. But it was frustratingly ridiculous how long it took to teach the cast how to play or behave at a poker table.” “Everyone at the hotel has been laughing about a Bond who can’t play cards.” Or drive a stick. Or take a punch. Or knows that in warm, humid weather you’re suppose to wear loose-fitting, light clothing, such as natural fabrics like cotton that allow the skin to sweat more efficiently than synthetics. And to make things worse, Craig also just admitted that he’s more of a gay magnet than chick draw. “I was out recently and all these gay guys were over me like a rash, but they never ask about the Bond plot,” said Craig. Kind of like that heat rash you got down in the Bahamas, wasn’t it? But things aren’t so bad for Craig. His two co-stars are Eva Green and Caterina Murino. Eva, in case you don’t know, is the French temptress who starred in the movie The Dreamers, in which she played a young naked girl who was naked for two hours, as far as we can remember. If you didn’t see it, you can watch clips here and here but be warned they’re the kind of clips you don’t view at work, in front of children or in the presence of your wife, girlfriend or pet. And if you don’t know Caterina Murino, she’s that Italian girl who’s hot and is co-starring in the new James Bond film with Eva Green. See above. Pics of all girls mentioned in this post after jump. For our gay reader(s) or the “curious,” go here.
Click on photos for much higher-res “experience.”
April 6, 2006 2:57 pm,
luv how there are arrows on the ground to show sienna which direction to walk….and how everyone is staring at her bum
April 10, 2006 1:31 pm,
i saw that chick in dreamers …i have no idea what that movie was about. all i remember was she was naked the whole time and thanks for the link you gave to refresh my memory again…and again.