Editor’s Note: So it’s come to this. There is such a void of good poker news right now that we’re talking about fucking avatars. Can any of you pros reading this stab someone in a poker room please?
Apparently Full Tilt Poker ignored
Instead, we get the above. These avatars would’ve been awesome when we were 10 and
Regardless, we’ve seen some penguins popping up, which maybe is acceptable if you’re from Canada since you’ve got penguins in your backyard like we have squirrels, but that’s about it. Haven’t seen any cops. Very few leprechauns and Merlins…probably cause that demo is too busy playing Dungeons & Dragons.
To FTP’s credit, that panda one will definitely appeal to the Chinese market if and when they open to their doors to online poker. Steve Lipscomb probably just commissioned his graphic design department to come up with a
In related news, 2+2’ers everywhere creamed their pants with the release of Patrik Antonius‘ new avatar (below). However, and we never thought we’d say this, but looking at that juxtaposition, see how it lacks the sheer sexual magnetism of Cookier. That Cookier pulls more ass than a toilet seat.
Read more about the avatars if you truly hate yourself here.