Kristina and Karissa Shannon are the latest lucky ladies to have to play with Hef’s wrinkly old decrepit penis every day. And if that sentence sounds like we’re filled with spite towards Hef, it’s because we are.
One month from tomorrow on November 9thTM, The November NineTM will finally be released from their current hostage situation, be allowed to play poker again, and compete for the 2008 WSOP Main Event title.
In honor of that but not really, here are nine poker and not-really-poker links for the day:
:: As mentioned, here’s who Hef is banging now that he’s broken up with Holly Madison. [link]
:: Speaking of Playboy, this chick Rachelle Leah is going to be in it next month. [link]
:: Speaking of breasts, don’t forget that it’s National Breast Cancer Awareness Month. [link]
:: Michael Martin won the WPT London Main Event. [link]
:: GoDaddy.com capitulates like the French and lets Kentucky seize the domain names of UltimateBet, DoylesRoom, and Cake Poker. Network Solutions fights it like the Brits, and won’t relinquish shit. No ruling will take place till next Wednesday if the seizures are legal. [link]
:: The best of SI’s Hot Clicks. [link]
:: The way these Human Wrecking Ball guys plow through shit, it reminds us of ourselves. Except we’d be crying a lot more, followed by lots of "You go next!" "No YOU go next!." [link]
:: Who cares who won last night’s debate when you have hot Russian models making out on a toilet. [link]
:: Playing poker for 72 straight hours is a world record? Really? [link]