So we’ll give the NYC underground poker club that got robbed by gunpoint last night and had been robbed once before another 145 more times to finally get it right and realize it needs a new location.
As reported in The Observer today:
“[T]he establishment, located on the third floor of the building, had been operating for about six months. Prior to that, another poker room had existed at the same location for approximately a year and a half. It had been robbed as well.”
Last night, the robbers walked with $50,000 from the club, which by the way is located at 328 East 61st Street in case you want to rob it once it reopens.
Responding to the incident, New York City Councilwoman Jessica Lappin, who unfortunately may be someone’s mother, had the following to say:
“I told the NYPD about the existence of this illegal gambling hall weeks ago . . . We’re lucky that no one was hurt, but a bust could have prevented this dangerous armed robbery from happening. At least now this den of inequity is closed for good.”
Den of inequity? Who the fuck talks like this? Perhaps she meant Den of Iniquity, which if you’re ever there we recommend the “That’s 70’s Dungeon.” Good times.