Pamela Anderson Not to Play Aussie Millions, Still Knocked Up

So now the latest out of our favorite land of criminals, Australia, is that recently impregnated Pamela Anderson will not be playing in the 2008 Aussie Millions. Word on the whatever-they-call-"street"-in-Australia is that she could not land a sponsorship deal. To which we say: so what? How does Pam not have an extra $10k laying around? Can’t she just pork some dude with the cash like she did when she banged Rick Solomon Salomon–who in a related story is still playing in the 2008 Aussie Millions–to pay off her $250k poker debt?

One more fling like that for Pamela, and apples, she’ll be.

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