Phil Laak Wins Heat 1 or Something of PartyPoker Premier League IV

Is there a better looking 50 year-old than Jennifer Tilly? Anyone? Anyone?

We’re not sure what exactly this PartyPoker Premier League IV is, but for some reason the so-called poker media Poker News is covering it (and Tony G is sponsored by PartyPoker, and Tony G owns PokerNews…heeeeeeeeey), and math math math there were three previous iterations of it, and it attracted some big names, so whatever. Slow news weekend.

Phil Laak won his first “heat” of it, whatever the fuck that means, securing 16 points that count towards something. He also won $32,000, almost tripling his career tournament earnings.

Kidding there (only slightly) but seriously, this is Laak’s biggest score since getting Jennifer Tilly to go out with him.

The spectacularly-breasted J.C. Tran came in second and the gorgeous Yevgeniy Timoshenko came in third for 11 and 8 points respectively, whatever the significance of that may be.

Get a full recap here. More Laak and Tilly pics here.


4 Responses

  1. Tanya

    February 17, 2010 7:00 pm, Reply

    I have played with the Tilly in Vegas, Cards that is.

    She is even more beautiful in person.

    I would sure like to be the meat in a Laak-Tilly sandwich.


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