Phil Laak Wins Heat 1 or Something of PartyPoker Premier League IV
We’re not sure what exactly this PartyPoker Premier League IV is, but for some reason the so-called poker media Poker News is covering it (and Tony G is sponsored by PartyPoker, and Tony G owns PokerNews…heeeeeeeeey), and math math math there were three previous iterations of it, and it attracted some big names, so whatever. Slow news weekend.
Is there a better looking 50 year-old than Jennifer Tilly? Anyone? Anyone?
Phil Laak won his first “heat” of it, whatever the fuck that means, securing 16 points that count towards something. He also won $32,000, almost tripling his career tournament earnings.
Kidding there (only slightly) but seriously, this is Laak’s biggest score since getting Jennifer Tilly to go out with him.
The spectacularly-breasted J.C. Tran came in second and the gorgeous Yevgeniy Timoshenko came in third for 11 and 8 points respectively, whatever the significance of that may be.
Get a full recap here. More Laak and Tilly pics here.