Pick The Next Heartland Poker Tour Hostess

Welcome back, Ass Girl.

Thanks to all the girls who entered the Heartland Poker Tour hostess contest. Genuinely suprised by quality/quantity.

Special thanks to all of the hot A’s. We’ll save some of your pics for future Friday Night Parting Shot posts.

Anyway, the HTP has picked their five finalist, and you can vote/select/whittle down the field by hitting their Facebook fan page here.

And yes, that is the world renown Ass Girl (above) among the finalists.

Again, for those who need repetition repetition, vote here.


8 Responses

  1. landon shultz

    May 8, 2010 5:14 am, Reply

    Wow so disappointed in the 3 finalists…What happened to all the hotties you guys were talking about…There was a lot of hype to this and it just fell flat real quick…

  2. Cali's cute

    May 8, 2010 9:52 am, Reply

    Ass-girl should only be shot from the waist down. She looks like Amanda Leatherman if the doctor dropped Amanda on her face at birth. She’s the much less cute version of Amanda. Third girl, Cherish? You sure she’s a girl?

    Cali’s definitely cute though with a sort of morning show vibe. Not sure that’s great for poker but it’s what the fans voted for.

    • Mike

      May 9, 2010 8:26 pm, Reply

      Cali should be embarrassed her friends are representing her the wrong way by insulting the other girls… Kimmy is Beautiful, you don’t even know the girl .. she could be helping cure cancer and you wouldn’t have a clue, you are just an arrogant asshole who is trying to make their friend, Cali, look better. Cherish doesn’t need her friends to insult the other two either, she can win without the pathetic attempts to make the others look bad. Notice- neither of the other two shot low blows at Cali- because when all is said and done- a picture isn’t going to determine the winner of a contest- Personality will… so keep commenting on pictures of people you know nothing about.. obviously Cali needs all the help she can get !!!!!

      • Cali's cute

        May 11, 2010 11:48 pm,

        They’re being hyped as hotties not saints. I also said Amanda Leatherman’s cute. Does that mean I’m friends with Amanda as well? I can see what all the fuss is about when it comes to Leeann Tweeden. Does that make us BFF’s? OMG I can actually see how Gus Hansen and Patrik Antonius are considered sexy! Does that mean I’m off to Monaco to chill at Gus’ place or babysitting for the Antoniuses? I never met any of these people or the finalists for this hostess pageant. Just know that when an APB’s put out for a hottie-search it’s very much about looks. I don’t care if Kimmy smiled at you once in line at 7-11. It’s still about looks. Shoulda posted a better picture. If you’re related to her in any way you should want better for her than the title of Ass-Girl or poker hostess.

  3. McCormicks !

    May 9, 2010 8:47 pm, Reply

    Kimmy doesn’t help cure cancer! She did however donate her spinal tissue during spine surgery to research for children who have cerebral palsy. The comments being said are kinda harsh coming from people who are married with children as old as Kimmy . We don’t care what any one of you thinks about her, she is the sweetest/funniest girl in the world and if you knew her you’d say the same thing! She has our vote! KIMMY ALL THE WAY!

  4. Every Mother Thinks Her Baby's Beautiful

    May 12, 2010 12:53 am, Reply

    Play a few sessions on Pokerstars and you’ll see it’s true. Avatar after avatar’s of some fugly little munchkin who momma or daddy’s so proud of. Hostesses are meant to be pretty or cute and provide nothing substantial to any game show whatsoever. It’s their job. Their sole purpose in life. They’re allowed to be bubbly or plastic. They’re even allowed to be vapid. They are not allowed to overshadow the game, players, or commentators. They’re part of the scenery like a houseplant or lamp. Just a bit of eye candy for horny would be poker pros to stare at. No poker show hinges on the hostess. They go through those girls like a hyper-allergic nerd goes through tape for his eyeglasses and Kleenex.

  5. wow

    May 12, 2010 2:25 pm, Reply

    you all have no life & you all seem to have psychological problems. look how upset you are over this topic! its three girls in a contest haha!!!! you wouldnt care so much about this blog if you didnt check it again to see if someone wrote back- obviously you’re full of shit. They are young girls- its something fun to do. LEAVE THEM ALONE YOU OLD CREEEEEPY MEN!

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