Portugal Second Greatest Country Ever?

As Joe Cada‘s contingent showed us (along with over 200 years of other proof), U.S. America is the greatest country ever.

But for a long time, the Entities have asked themselves, “What is the second greatest country ever? Great Britain? Iceland? Australia? Ireland? Is there one?”

Fortunately for us, Portugal stepped up to the plate by pelting Nickelback with rocks.

Also in case you were wondering, this is pretty much what Darvin Moon, a ginger logger, felt like when his A-Q cracked Phil Ivey‘s A-K and sent the Tiger Woods of PokerTM home. Not a popular man Moon was…

 

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