Porn Star Samantha Ryan Is Here At The 2010 WSOP

Samantha Ryan 2010 WSOP

Samantha Ryan has seen stiffer competition.

All technology is designed first and foremost to make porn better. BETA or VHS? No porn on BETA, VHS wins out. And why did Al Gore invent the Internet? So man could watch porn for free. High Definition televisions? High Definition fucking. And cell phones were just simple devices you’d use to call people up until someone asked, “But how can I watch porn on this?” Voila: the iPhone. Get him drunk and Steve Jobs will even tell you as much.

Anyway, no idea where we’re going with this except to say¬†UB-sponsored¬†poker playing porn star Samantha Ryan (Tea Bags and Tossed Salads) is here at the 2010 WSOP in Event #49 ($1500 NLH). Probably the first time she’s ever had a guy limp in behind her (nyuck nyuck nyuck). Regardless, if you were at her table you’d have no idea she was a porn star, mainly because she isn’t doing this (definitely NSFW), or this (in no way shape or form is this remotely not NSFW), or this (absolutely, unequivocally, without question NSFW), or this (OMG what the hell is wrong with you how could you even click that you freaking pervert).

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