Shannon Elizabeth Is In It For The Money

Shannon Elizabeth at World Series of Poker 2005Shannon Elizabeth, who is best known for her role in the groundbreaking Wicked Chops Poker stories “Shannon Elizabeth Goes Down in a Four-Way” and “Shannon Elizabeth is an Actress,” recently confronted celebrity gossip blogger Perez Hilton on the mean streets of Beverly Hills about his numerous posts calling her an “F-lister” and a “celebrity poker circuit slut” who only plays cards for the press and free trips to Vegas.

According to Perez Hilton, who’s so light in his loafers he makes Clay Aiken look like the Marlboro Man (not that there’s anything wrong with that), Elizabeth explained that she’s in poker “for the money” and that the free trips and press were just a “bonus.” Elizabeth also explained that she won $50,000 in a poker tournament.

So why are we reporting on some guy calling Shannon Elizabeth an F-lister when his only claim to fame is floggin’ F-list celebs online and shillin’ Ben Sherman shirts? Have no frickin’ clue.

We suppose if we follow the logic of regular WCP comment contributor “YCO/Jack/Whatever He Chooses to Flame By,” one frumpy gay guy’s Shannon Elizabeth is three straight guys’ Clay Aiken or Chad Kroeger and “the bottom line is everything ends up being pretty gay when you ‘blog’ the hell out of it.” Perhaps that’s true.

We suppose if we follow the logic of poker blog High On Poker there’s something to be said about the need to label other’s A-list, B-list, C-list or whatever-list. But we’ll let more sophisticated minds debate that.

Finally, we suppose if we follow the logic of our loins we should just shut the hell up and post photos of Shannon Elizabeth, after the jump.

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6 Responses

  1. gaybek/drabek

    June 7, 2006 12:41 pm, Reply

    somewhere, somebody must be blogging the holy hell out of chops ’cause he is pretty gay (and gaily pretty at the same time)

  2. snake

    June 7, 2006 12:56 pm, Reply

    true…whereas Tom has Katie as his “beard” and Lance Bass has Shannon Elizabeth…the Chopper has Wicked Chops Poker as his “beard.”

  3. Chops

    June 7, 2006 1:00 pm, Reply

    If my beard is Wicked Chops poker than your beard is that gay porn stash you have in your “Documents” folder. Oh wait. That’s the opposite of beard.

  4. gay/dra

    June 7, 2006 1:14 pm, Reply

    what, no psuedo terrorists, clags or chad K. on the thread? methinks if chad wrote a song he would find a way to work chops into the whole gay/clay rhyme pattern.

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