In case anyone has forgotten, UltimateBet and Absolute Poker robbed people of their money and may bring down the entire online poker industry because of it.
We were thinking to our collective selves, "UB really, REALLY needs someone capable of working with regulators in finally getting down to the bottom of all instances of super-user fraud. This person needs to fit their culture of know-nothingness."
Think we found the perfect candidate.*
Editor’s Note: Consider this "equal opportunity ragging for those who think we go over the top on the Obama-Muslim jokes.