We promise we won’t miss something like this again.
Wait, now there’s an idea: the Subservient Victoria’s Secret Model. No need to hit queens full in order to see her slide out of those jeans …just type “Get naked already, can’t you tell I’m a hard up, married guy who’s suffering like a kid who knows exactly what he’s getting year after year for Christmas when he unwraps his gifts?” If you try telling the Chicken this he’ll just rudely wave his finger at you like the cock he is while you sit there wondering why the hell you just asked a chicken to get naked.
Um, anyway, I guess there are sites out there for strip poker. When I was googling around about Pink Panty Poker, I came across a blog that suggests a strip poker site that is apparently free. I can’t vouch for how it actually works ’cause I’m in a public space right now with a mom of three looking over my shoulder wondering what “Showing Pink” is all about.