The mind and the penis have been at war all day long.
On the surface, Cintia Dicker, a ginger, should not be attractive. She has red hair. She has freckles. Gross. Every fiber of our being is telling us “Stay away…she’s a ginger…she’ll capture your soul and leave you for dead.”
Yet, look at her body. You could put Paul Magriel’s head on that body and we’d still consider fucking it. (<–that joke was for you, KD).
Plus, we hear redheads are CRAZY in the sac (Lance Bradley, is this true? Are you a tiger?). So again, not sure what to do. But to be fair, for all the ginger jokes you’ve we’ve made throughout the years, it’s about time to give at least one of them their do, and make Cintia Dicker our Friday Night Parting Shot.
Thumbs of Cintia below are from the 2010 SI Swimsuit Issue release party in Vegas last night. View more pics from the event here. Much much more pics of Cintia from the SI issue here.
The 2010 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition models had their annual release party/bash in Vegas last night.
While new WCP fave Esti Ginzburgwas there, host Dave Farra failed to grab her for some words (particularly, how she felt about being in the running for the 2010 WCP Girl of the Year).
Regardless, most of the girls at the event were surprisingly cool and down-to-earth…and single and drunk. Some highlights: Dominique Piek and Christine Teigen were hammered (read: easy), Genevieve Morton has the best real boobs you might ever see, and Cintia Dicker, a ginger, almost caused the brain in our collective penis to explode. Hmmm…she’s a supermodel with a flawless body, but she’s got red hair and freckles, why am I crying while I have sexual relations with her? Why does it feel like my soul is evaporating. This is weird…
This is the first time we’ve ever heard of Esti Ginzburg, but she didn’t take long to skyrocket up the charts as one of our favorite international models.
This Israeli beauty who was warned in advance of the Madsen Borgata final table gets extra points from us for taking a shot at spreading world peace by showing women in burkas how to be sexy in a bikini.
In related news, some imbecile fanatic probably just issued a fatwa against Esti…after masturbating to the video first, of course.
UPDATE: RawVegas.tv will be interviewing Esti and some other models Thursday night. Vid up on Friday.
It’s that time of year again. The SI Swimsuit Issue. The dream of every 14 year-old whose parent’s have still blocked adult Internet site access on the family computer.
Brooklyn Decker is this year’s cover model (believe we featured her in last year’s Swimsuit pic post, but too lazy to search the archives and confirm…BJ?). When we get some more time, we’ll scan the pics online and do some more posts.
On with the latest news going on in the poker world.
:: Bernard Lee has officially completed his mission to get more out of a 13th place WSOP Main Event finish than anyone in the history of poker. [link]
:: Doyle Brunson thinks his age might finally be catching up with him. We hope not. [link]
:: Speaking of Doyle, he and his wife are featured in the WSJ. [link]
:: durrrr talks isildur1 and the huge swings in his bankroll in ’09. [link]
:: Speaking of high stakes action on Tilt, here are the big winners and losers so far in February. [link]
:: If jumping out of a plane with Joe Sebok seems like fun, than this contest may be for you. [link]
:: More progress on California’s intrastate online poker initiative. [link]
:: And finally, did Phil Ivey lose seven-figures betting on the Colts? [link]
Get more pics and vids from the 2010 SI Swimsuit Issuehere.
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