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Jahs34 Wins Wicked Chops 2010 (WSOP) World Cup Fantasy Bracket


Ariadne Artiles

Spanish model Ariadne Artiles did not promise to get naked if Spain won the World Cup (like Larisa Riquelme did for Paraguay), but she definitely should do it anyway

As you can tell, once the U.S. of A. was eliminated from the 2010 World Cup, our interest in posting updates waned, and snapping shots of 2010 WSOP Girl on the Rail took over. Not our interest in the remaining world cup matches, mind you, just any interest in writing about teams not consisting of Landon Donovan or Clint Dempsey. While Spain winning overall did make us a few dollars thanks to a hedge bet, the red and yellow is just not the red, white and blue.

However, for reader ‘jahs34′, the triumph of La Roja meant not only a victory for fellow Spanish-speakers (an assumption based on the last name Hernandez) but also a triumph in something so much more important than all of that, the top spot in the Wicked Chops 2010 (WSOP) World Cup Fantasy Bracket.

Just barely edging out second-place’s ‘Txakata’ – thanks to a one-point lead coming out of the group stage – ‘jahs’ correctly picked 5 out of 8 quarterfinal teams, 3 out of 4 for the semifinal and nailed the final match-up and eventual champion. Here’s the full prize-winning leaderboard:

Wicked Chops World Cup Fantasy

Boring, boring, boring… now on to the prizes. The theory here is that the winner will get their pick from the below prize list with second place picking from what’s left after that, etc…, etc… Here’s the list:

We’ll be contacting the winners in the order that they, well, won. So, if you’re in the above graphic, expect an email in however long it takes the people above you to respond. If you’re not in the above graphic, then better luck in four years time.

And still… fuck you France.

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Paraguay Girl Larissa Riquelme Needs To Come Here


Paraguay Girl Larissa Riquelme

Paraguay Girl double-breastedly outstacks all of our 2010 Girls of the Rail so far.

This post has nothing to do with poker so you should probably just move along. Maybe go watch the live streaming broadcast of the WSOP Tournamant of Champions (here) or see what Daniel Negreanu last said on Twitter about P90X. We heard there’s even a 2+2 thread on Allen Cunnigham going right now. Riveting stuff.

For the few though who are sticking around, click away below at photos of the most famous fan at the 2010 World Cup, Larissa Riquelme, aka Paraguay Girl. She’s the Tits Girl to our Ass Girl. She makes THO Girl seem like a prude. Her rack is so huge even FIFA referees wouldn’t miss them from 50 yards away.

Well they probably would, those fuckers are blind.

Anyway, someone needs to ship Larissa to the World Series of Poker ahora mismo. Pokerstars maybe? Lord knows putting her on the rail with a patch would be better marketing $$ spent on the Latin market than the LAPT.

More photos here.

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Another Wicked Chops 2010 (WSOP) World Cup Fantasy Bracket Update


With more and more of the 2010 World Cup (USA! USA! USA!) elimination round match-ups coming into focus as first (USA! USA! USA!) and second place finishers for each group are decided (USA! USA! USA!), we also start to get a clearer picture of the leaders in the Wicked Chops 2010 (WSOP) World Cup Bracket (USA! USA! USA!).

Take a look at the leaderboard below (click to make bigger) or head over to the group page to see the full results (USA! USA! USA!):

2010 World Cup

As you can see, traegshock (USA! USA! USA!) has a slight edge over tmguchi for the top spot at the moment, and both are just clear of the group all tied in third. The last group stage matches wrap up tomorrow (USA! USA! USA!) to fill out the remaining spots in the brackets (USA! USA! USA!), then the Round of 16 gets underway on Saturday (USA! USA! USA!). That’s when the men will be separated from the boys, cos there’s no partial credit awarded in the elimination rounds (USA! USA! USA!).

Check out our list of prizes again below, and keep your eyes here for bracket updates and on Soccerati for 2010 World Cup updates (USA! USA! USA!):

  • 3 month membership to DeepStacks University, with $99 activation fee waived
  • PokerVT membership (duration TBD)
  • Skullcandy headphones (and possibly some other Skullcandy swag, still waiting on the box to arrive)
  • ESPN gear in some form or another – TBD
  • Soccerati t-shirt
  • PokerRoad t-shirt
  • RawVegas.tv hat
  • More prizes TBA, maybe, possibly…

And fuck you France.

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Wicked Chops 2010 (WSOP) World Cup Bracket Update


French supermodel Laetitia Casta certainly disapproves of the French national team's performance at the 2010 World Cup

French supermodel Laetitia Casta certainly disapproves of the French national team's performance at the 2010 World Cup

The biggest story today at the 2010 World Cup is the crumbling of the French army navy entire military culture soccer team in what has become a huge scandal in their home country:

“I told them they could no longer be heroes for our children. They have destroyed the dreams of their countrymen, their friends and supporters,” said French sports minister Roselyne Bachelot. “The government has to intervene as the reputation of France is at stake in this case.”

We won’t touch that irony-ridden statement by Bachelot, a woman (who is their sports minister, the French sports minister, and a woman), but suffice to say that things are bad for Ribery, Henry, Anelka, Evra and the rest of the disgraced team that threw a temper tantrum on Sunday and went on strike (the French? on strike? never…), refusing to train.

Either way, the bad news for the French means good news for Uruguay and Mexico, who advance out of Group A in the number 1 and 2 spots, respectively. What this also means is that we have our first points awarded in the Wicked Chops 2010 (WSOP) World Cup Bracket.

During the later set of games, Argentina defeated a tenacious Greek team 2-0 and Nigeria settled for a 2-2 draw with South Korea to send the Koreans through and the Africans home.

While we are still a long way from being able to get a really clear picture, there are already eight front-runners – all tied for 1st by benefit of picking Uruguay, Mexico, Argentina or South Korea to advance out of the group stage (click to embiggen):

There are still plenty of games to be played and brackets to be decided, but these eight have to be considered early favorites as there’s 12 people tied for 9th place (including WCP Entity The Addict), math math math tied for 21 and math math math at 119th or worse. As of right now, here are the prizes for the winners, whoever they may be:

  • 3 month membership to DeepStacks University, with $99 activation fee waived
  • PokerVT membership (duration TBD)
  • Skullcandy headphones (and possibly some other Skullcandy swag, still waiting on the box to arrive)
  • ESPN gear in some form or another – TBD
  • Soccerati t-shirt
  • PokerRoad t-shirt
  • RawVegas.tv hat
  • More prizes TBA, maybe, possibly…

Stay tuned for more updates and make sure to check out Soccerati for 2010 World Cup updates.

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Prizes Announced For Wicked Chops 2010 (WSOP) World Cup Bracket


Maybe a WCP "Girls in the Stands" feature during the World Cup? God bless the brazilians.

Maybe a WCP "Girls in the Stands" feature during the World Cup? God bless the Brazilians.

With less than 24 hours to go until the kickoff of the 2010 World Cup and the South Africa vs. Mexico game – which takes place at some absurd time of the morning out here in the Pacific Time Zone – completed brackets are basically due tonight for the Wicked Chops FC 2010 (WSOP) World Cup Fantasy Bracket.

So far, we have 98 members of the group, which should prove for a tight race at the top. Now, as to what those who finish at the top will receive, here’s a bulleted list of our prizepool (we’ll let 1st take their pick, then 2nd and so on…):

  • 3 month membership to DeepStacks University, with $99 activation fee waived
  • A PokerVT membership (duration TBD)
  • Skullcandy headphones (and possibly some other Skullcandy swag, still waiting on the box to arrive)
  • ESPN gear in some form or another – TBD
  • Soccerati t-shirt
  • PokerRoad t-shirt
  • RawVegas.tv hat
  • More prizes TBA, maybe, possibly…

Spread the word using the helpful share tools under the headline and make sure your picks are in by tonight.

As this cannot be emphasized enough the below is in all caps:

DON’T FORGET TO FILL IN THE TIEBREAKER FIELD ON YOUR BRACKET!!!!!

This is very important for making sure we have clear winners, and inversely, clear losers.

Go Team America.

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