So there’s been talk for some time on 2+2 and elsewhere about whether or not it was really Steve Zolotow in that episode of HBO’s Cathouse.
Well, it was.
Sure, this is like finding out that O.J. was the real killer, you already knew the answer, but it’s also the first time we’ve heard Stevie Z ever discuss it.
We’re not saying that we’d allow someone to pour boiling acid in our eye if that meant we got to fuck Bar Refaeli, but we will say that we’d gladly be three blind eyeballless motherfuckers if that meant we got to fuck Bar Refaeli.
Hmmm. Well, guess we did say it.
Anyway, the above video is Bar Refaeli rolling around naked, which hopefully will tide you over until we get the 150,000 interviews we just did from the Ante Up for Africa red carpet up. Expect Matt Damon, Ben Affleck, Sarah Silverman, and let’s just say the interview you’ve all been waiting for with Steve Zolotow.
UPDATE: Someone who hates you, us and all men and women who enjoy looking at hot naked girl rolling around has taken the video down. Try it here while you can. Or in lieu, watch one of Bar rolling around only half naked here.
Ben Affleck (foreground, left) is one of the many A-listers expected to appear at the Ante Up for Africa charity event today.
Hard to believe we’re just a day away from the 2009 WSOP Main Event. The big buzz around the Rio today of course will be the Ante Up for Africa charity event. Lots of A-listers expected in attendance, including Matt Damon, Ben Affleck, Charles Barkley, and Sarah Silverman.
Here’s the rundown of yesterday’s tournament action.
:: Event #49 ($50,000 H.O.R.S.E.): As (briefly) reported yesterday, David Bach won an epic final table, defeating John Hanson. Bach banks $1,276,802 for the win. Vitaly Lunkin finished fourth and Huck Seed fifth. Get full payouts here.
:: Event #55 ($2,500 2-7 Lowball Limit): Abe Mosseri breaks through to win his first bracelet, banking $165,521. John Juanda finished fourth. Get full final table results here.
:: Event #56 ($5,000 NLH Six-Handed): There are 16 remaining, with Rory Matthews as the chip leader, stacked at 1,358,000. He’s followed by Peter “Nordberg” Feldman with 1,328,000. Surprising lack of recognizable names after that. Get full chip counts here.
On Monday night at the EPT Grand Final in Monte Carlo, Poker Stars hosted a celebrity charity poker tournament to benefit Ante Up for Africa. A bunch of celebs attended, including Nelly, Christina Milian, The Dream, Joel Madden, James Kyson Lee (Heroes), and Jason Lewis (Sex & the City, Brothers and Sisters). It was a $5,000 buy-in tournament and raised a pretty impressive $341,500 for the cause. Some pics from the event below and above.
Adam Sandler couldn’t hide his excitement of playing in the Ante Up for Africa charity poker tournament yesterday
Not much more to say than the headline above. We have tons of photos from the first 3 and a half minutes of the event yesterday before all the celebs busted, so we’re dumping some more on you.
See a few more shots of Adam from a different angle by clicking thumbnails below.
And oh yeah, Johnny World Hennigan took down the event and won a bunch of money. He was asked to give 50% of it to charity and he ended up giving it all away because apparently pros like him and John Phan are out to make us seem like bigger assholes than we already are.
This video can best be summed up as: don’t have kids.
Ben Affleck and Matt Damon were in Las Vegas today to play in Don Cheadle and Annie Duke’s Ante Up for Africa charity poker tourney. Both said that they really won’t be playing poker anymore, and one of the major reasons was because they both have kids.
So yeah, don’t have kids.
In unrelated news, apparently Affleck is a legendary tipper.
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