We’re not saying that we’d allow someone to pour boiling acid in our eye if that meant we got to fuck Bar Refaeli, but we will say that we’d gladly be three blind eyeballless motherfuckers if that meant we got to fuck Bar Refaeli.
Hmmm. Well, guess we did say it.
Anyway, the above video is Bar Refaeli rolling around naked, which hopefully will tide you over until we get the 150,000 interviews we just did from the Ante Up for Africa red carpet up. Expect Matt Damon, Ben Affleck, Sarah Silverman, and let’s just say the interview you’ve all been waiting for with Steve Zolotow.
UPDATE: Someone who hates you, us and all men and women who enjoy looking at hot naked girl rolling around has taken the video down. Try it here while you can. Or in lieu, watch one of Bar rolling around only half naked here.
The first day of the 2008 World Series of Poker wrapped with 70 players remaining (352 started) in Event #1 ($10,000 Pot-Limit Hold’em).
Leading the field is none other than Oscar-nominated actor Edwin James Olmos high-stakes cash gamer Eli Elezra with 302,900. Elezra has one World Poker Tour title to his name and won his first WSOP bracelet last year in a drunken slugfest with Scotty Ngyuen. In somewhat related news, Elezra is also of Israeli descent, just like Bar Rafaeli (at right). In related news, Elezra and Rafaeli are not related.
Elezra is followed by online poker specialist Amit "amak316" Makhija (251,100). Amit also has over $121k in live tourney cashes.
A few big names are close behind, including Nenad Medic (240,200) and newly minted vlogger Patrik Antonius (236,300). Watch Patrik’s first 2008 WSOP vlog here.
Get full chip counts and live blogging from Poker Newshere. Get Dr. Pauly’s take on Day 1 here. And get Poker Prof’s recap and more photos here.
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The first day of the 2008 World Series of Poker wrapped with 70 players remaining (352 started) in Event #1 ($10,000 Pot-Limit Hold’em).
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