We’re not saying that we’d allow someone to pour boiling acid in our eye if that meant we got to fuck Bar Refaeli, but we will say that we’d gladly be three blind eyeballless motherfuckers if that meant we got to fuck Bar Refaeli.
Hmmm. Well, guess we did say it.
Anyway, the above video is Bar Refaeli rolling around naked, which hopefully will tide you over until we get the 150,000 interviews we just did from the Ante Up for Africa red carpet up. Expect Matt Damon, Ben Affleck, Sarah Silverman, and let’s just say the interview you’ve all been waiting for with Steve Zolotow.
UPDATE: Someone who hates you, us and all men and women who enjoy looking at hot naked girl rolling around has taken the video down. Try it here while you can. Or in lieu, watch one of Bar rolling around only half naked here.
This video can best be summed up as: don’t have kids.
Ben Affleck and Matt Damon were in Las Vegas today to play in Don Cheadle and Annie Duke’s Ante Up for Africa charity poker tourney. Both said that they really won’t be playing poker anymore, and one of the major reasons was because they both have kids.
So yeah, don’t have kids.
In unrelated news, apparently Affleck is a legendary tipper.
Actor Ben Affleck was among the A-list celebs who played in today’s Ante Up for Africa poker tournament today at the 2008 WSOP. Click away below to see the rest of the photos our trusty photog got of Ben playing today.
For more girls on the rail, at the table, or within eyeshot of some notable pro at the 2008 WSOP, go here.
Zak Penn’s improvisational poker mockumentary The Grand, which doesn’t star Keeley Hazell but does feature Dancing With the Stars‘ Shannon Elizabeth (at right), is set to hit theaters on March 21, and all indications suggest the movie is gonna flop big at the box office, and by “all indications” we mean we have a hunch.
We’ll wait to see how many screens it will hit on opening weekend first before making a prediction on box office receipts but we’re thinking somewhere in the Kickin’ It Old Skool and Witless Protection range (if more than a 1,000 theaters).
Regardless we’re sure it will still fare better than Paris Hilton’s The Hottie & the Nottie, which isn’t saying much. We could make a movie called Sitting on the Can While Writing This Post, make it last 90 minutes and still . . . oh yeh, we already used that joke with Lucky You.
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Zak Penn’s improvisational poker mockumentary The Grand, which 
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