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“The Poker Rap” By TheDudeMan Best Rap Song About Poker Ever?


Let’s face it. When Prahlad Friedman "dropped" his "Poker Is Fun" on an unsuspecting public, it set poker rap back for ages.

"Poker Is Fun" is widely recognized to have done to poker rap exactly what Vanilla Ice did to white boy rappers (save the Beasties and a one-off shot by Young Black Teenagers) in the 90′s.

Then along came Eminem, flippin’ scripts and shit, making it cool for white boys to rap again.

And today, we learned of someone would could possibly do the same for poker rap.

Out of the Full Contact Poker forum nowhere, a poker rap video has emerged that may very well be the poker rap equivalent of "My Name Is." It’s a game changer.

An artist known as TheDudeMan released his "The Poker Rap," which unless you’re retarded and haven’t figured it out yet, is a rap song about poker. And a pretty good one too.

While the graphical treatment of the video could best be described as "shitty Word Art," the lyrics are pretty solid. Take for instance this gem about busting out of the 2007 WSOP:

"…maybe God missed my plea while he was taking a pee/Or maybe Jerry Yang was just praying harder than me."

TheDudeMan later pays homage to Brandon "pimprexel" by spittin’, "I can’t believe y’all still fall for Brandi Hawbaker…"

And then showing he may be an industry insider, he references the Jimmy Fricke sponsorship "scandal" by calling out "JDN," the man responsible for the email faux-pas.*

Watch the video below. And after the jump, watch Snoop Dogg perform "Sensual Seduction" in Las Vegas last week with a bunch of girls completely naked save some well-placed body paint.

* First and last use of a French word ever on this site.

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Shaun David Rootenberg is a Better Con Man than Poker Player, Not Good at Either


Brandi HawbakerToronto police have charged Shaun David Rootenberg, a 40-year-old guy who is about as much of a poker player as Brandi Hawbaker is a porn star, which she may be depending how you look at it, for fraudulent business ventures in Canada and Florida worth an estimated $5.5 million.

It is alleged that Rootenberg, whose career tournament winnings amass a whopping $16.4k, from one tournament two years ago, presented himself as an investment broker and convinced a number of people to invest in businesses in which he had little or no involvement. When the victims became aware of the dubious claims, Rootenberger presented falsified checks drawn on several banks to repay the victims.

All in all, Rootenberg is being charged with eight counts of fraud, three counts of possession of property obtained by crime and two counts of failing to comply with probation.

In related news, some Nigerian guy who emailed us is about to make us even richer. Developing …

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Surprise! Brandi Hawbaker May Have a Sex Tape


Forums Brandi Hawbaker giving blowjob in video?

Like all great women of the 21st century — Paris, Keeley, Kim, Pamela, to name a few — Brandi Hawbaker may be the star of a sex tape.

GSykes posted a link over at 2p2 this morning to a RedTube.con video labeled “Lickin’ the Lollipop” showing a short-hair brunette girl who looks a lot like Brandi Hawbaker giving some dude wearing socks a Keeley Hazell, only a bit slower and less jerky.

The video starts off saying “Dedicated to: Brandon,” which appears to be a reference to Brandi’s ex-boyfriend Brandon “pimprexel”. Pimprexel himself posted a link to the RedTube video over at NWP here.

If you don’t know already (and like you don’t know already), RedTube is a free porn site so if you’re going to check out the link (NSFW), be warned. It’s porn. And free. In case you missed it, here’s the link (NSFW). Right here (NSFW). Totally free.

Did we mention it’s porn?

Anyway, judge for yourself if it’s Brandi or not. It does look a lot like her. Although we would have expected something a lot freakier than the junior high-ish, keep-your-clothes-on kind of suck job in the video. Sort of neutralizes the whole “getting even hotter” quotient of her possibly having a sex tape.

Thanks to our favorite pale, freckly, Nickelback lovin’ Canadian ginger from Vancouver who we assume doesn’t want to be named for the tip. Love you.

More Brandi goodness below:

RawVegas.tv video interview with Brandi Hawbaker

Brandi Hawbaker a Beauty Pageant Chick? Go Figure

Brandi Hawbaker Now Naami Daya

Brandi Hawbaker Sticks it to The Captain on 2+2

Brandi Hawbaker is Back at the 2007 WSOP

Jamie Gold Did Not Hook Up with Brandi Hawbaker

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Brandon “Pimprexel” Hits NWP Radio to Dish on Brandi Hawbaker


This just hit NWP and all three Entities are watching while typing this, but Brandon "pimprexel" talks to Bryan Micon and gives everyone a "public service announcement" on Brandi Hawbaker (now Naami Dea), detailing all of the alleged allegations surrounding the sexy/hot/controversial poker princess (what she allegedly stole, the prostitution allegations, alleged bi-sexuality, alleged drugs of choice, and allegedly more).

Watch the video below or at Neverwin Poker.

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Brandi Hawbaker Now Naami Daya, Ex-Boyfriend Pimprexel to Appear on Neverwin Poker Radio


Thanks to reader 4Dragons for the heads-up on this.

Bryan Micon got Brandon "pimprexel" to agree to dish on the break-up dramabomb that has, well, somehow captitvated the poker world on Neverwin Poker Radio.

One bombshell appears to be that Brandi’s new name is Naami Daya. Didn’t realize she was Ethiopian.

Watch a teaser of the vid below and see the new Neverwin thread here.

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