by Wicked Chops Entity on 2.29.2008 in
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by Wicked Chops Entity on 2.28.2008 in
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Lycos, a search engine used back in the 20th century by very few people, is reporting today that the term “poker” has dropped from its Top 10 Internet searches for the week ending Feb. 23, 2008. This is the first time poker has not been in the Top 10 in nearly two years.
Topping the list was our favorite sex addict Lindsay Lohan, who recently dropped the top for New York Magazine in a nearly nude spread mimicking Marilyn Monroe’s 1962 final photo shoot.
Also in the top 10, in the really obnoxious big breasts department, not that we mind them, although they’re starting to scare us, was Christina Aguilera (#8) and Go Daddy’s Candice Michelle (#5). In the really big ass department, Jennifer Lopez (#6) and Beyonce (#9).
In the bat-shit insane department, Britney Spears (#10).
For the complete list go here.
For stories on poker’s Lycos glory days, go here and here.
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by Wicked Chops Entity on 2.20.2008 in
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Looking back at our “Look Back at 2006″ post, we started looking forward towards 2007 and realized we need to starting looking for our official Wicked Chops Poker Girl of 2007 to replace our official Wicked Chops Poker Girl of 2006, Keeley Hazell.
So look, if you have any recommendations as you look over our past Friday Night Parting Shot Girls or perhaps any girls you’ve looked at while looking on the Intertubes, please share. This will be the girl you’ll be looking at here all year long so think long and hard about it, as we are. And just to let you know what we’re looking at, some names we’ve been tossing around this morning include Justine Bateman (at right), Princess Diana, Jennifer Love Hewitt and Neve Campbell…although Bateman seems so last year and we’ve been having a hard time finding recent photos of Lady Di so we’re leaning more towards Hewitt and Campbell because these Party of Five chicks are gonna go places in 2007. Just you wait.
Speaking of looking…and we really don’t want to share this with you because it’s wrong and it scarred our minds first thing this morning and gave us brain herpes, but if there is one thing we learned from the philosophers in Soul Asylum, misery loves company so let’s start a company and make misery, and our first product will be the photos of Britney Spears posted over at our favorite celebrity slag blog that show the twice divorced mother of two sans panties getting out of sports car driven by Paris Hilton. And if that sounds sexy to you then you’ve
never seen photos of Britney Spears sans panties getting out of sports car driven by Paris Hilton. Put on your mental image condom and view photos here (NSFW although covered up until you click to enlarge). The image to the left of a dumb fluffy chick and pussy cat gives you a good idea, metaphorically, of what to expect…except imagine the cat shaved.
To aid recovery, after the jump is a photo of Keeley as Britney from our friends at Zoo Weekly.
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