If our current/first wives were to leave us, and then the next day were selected to be on Dancing with the Stars AND got paired up with Derek Hough, and then for the next three months every single week over 20 million people had to watch as Derek either simulates sex acts or fantasizes about sex acts–including a beach scene similar to where we first actually did some making out with said current/first wife–it would REALLY upset us… if we were actually watching and not doing blow and banging anything with two legs* and a vagina.**
Because the above scenario minus the last 18 words is basically what Shannon Elizabeth is going through right now each and every week.
In related news, one-time poker player/full-time super model Joanna Krupa got the top score again.
* Not necessarily a requirement. ** A requirement.
A little later than normal getting to it, so our apologies (sort of), but Joanna Krupa had her worst dance of the year last night, getting the highest marks of the evening on Dancing with the Stars.
Unlike previous weeks which involved Krupa gyrating, simulating sex, and wrapping her legs around her partner, this week she just performed an elegant waltz. This unfortunate display of grace earned her the week’s top score.
She’ll probably be safe for another week, which hopefully means she’ll get back to more “appropriate” dances.
In case you had ever thought to yourself, “Hmmm…I wonder what having Joanna Krupa’s legs wrapped around me would look like…” well then the above video should give you a pretty good idea.
Another week for Joanna Krupa (above) on Dancing With The Stars means another week of misery for Shannon Elizabeth.
Poker playing hottie Joanna Krupa and her prepubescent dance partner Derek Hough have survived another week on Dancing With The Stars, but according to this article, Joanna’s starting to feel the strain, saying she’s sore in places she’s never been before, presumably from dancing. Or if you’re Derek’s ex Shannon Elizabeth and you let your mind wander, perhaps from something else.
Eva Laskari would be the dictionary definition of "Greek Goddess." Plus she's not afraid to get naked in front of cameras, so she has that going for her too...
With the WSOP Europe wrapped, it’s time to catch up on some poker news from the past week.
:: Our favorite part-time poker player, Dancing with the Stars‘ Joanna Krupa, and one-time poker player dater Derek Hough, go second this week. Not sure if this is what she’ll look like, but either way, liking the brunette look. Anyway, Krupa did an interview with Fox News this morning and turns out her and Paris Hilton hate each other. Didn’t think it was possible for Krupa to get better. But there you go. [link]
:: More reality TV and more on this later, but Tiffany Michelle and Maria Ho made it through another week of The Amazing Race. [link]
:: Darvin Moon is getting all Dennis Phillipy, saying he doesn’t want the limelight, then going on ESPN’s Inside Deal and doing a Washington Post feature in a week. [link & link]
:: Full Tilt is getting sued so much, they should just start making cigarettes. [link]
:: The EPT London Main Event brought out 760 entrants. They’re in the money now with Annette Obrestad, a woman, among the chip leaders. link]
:: Occasional host of The TOKE, Dave Farra, made his MMA-ish debut of sort, kicking his radio co-hosts ass at the South Point. [link]
:: The murder of Poker Listings co-founder Andreas Oscarsson is now being investigated as a Mob style hit. Wtf. We thoughts Swedes were all nice, good-looking, morally casual types who just want to eat some ligonberry jam, have group sex, and dance to ABBA. Time to reassess. [link]
And finally, for more Eva Laskari pics (some NSFW), go here.
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