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OMG! Phil Hellmuth (me!) on “Dancing with the Stars!” Outrageous! Might make a fool out of myself on Worldwide Television one more time…
Hellmuth “auditioned” with hottie Karina Smirnoff back in April 2009 (right before we interviewed her in the above vid). So the Hellmuth-on-Stars speculation is nothing new.
While a Phil Hellmuth Dancing with the Stars appearance may not do the same SEO-wise for us as, say, Shannon Elizabeth or Joanna Krupa did, he’ll definitely be entertaining as hell to watch.
The Dancing with the Stars season 12 cast announcement wouldn’t happen until next month, so don’t expect any official word on Hellmuth’s potential inclusion for at least a few weeks.
If our current/first wives were to leave us, and then the next day were selected to be on Dancing with the Stars AND got paired up with Derek Hough, and then for the next three months every single week over 20 million people had to watch as Derek either simulates sex acts or fantasizes about sex acts–including a beach scene similar to where we first actually did some making out with said current/first wife–it would REALLY upset us… if we were actually watching and not doing blow and banging anything with two legs* and a vagina.**
Because the above scenario minus the last 18 words is basically what Shannon Elizabeth is going through right now each and every week.
In related news, one-time poker player/full-time super model Joanna Krupa got the top score again.
* Not necessarily a requirement.
** A requirement.
A little later than normal getting to it, so our apologies (sort of), but Joanna Krupa had her worst dance of the year last night, getting the highest marks of the evening on Dancing with the Stars.
Unlike previous weeks which involved Krupa gyrating, simulating sex, and wrapping her legs around her partner, this week she just performed an elegant waltz. This unfortunate display of grace earned her the week’s top score.
She’ll probably be safe for another week, which hopefully means she’ll get back to more “appropriate” dances.
In case you had ever thought to yourself, “Hmmm…I wonder what having Joanna Krupa’s legs wrapped around me would look like…” well then the above video should give you a pretty good idea.
Just getting Part II of our podcast up. No poker here. 100% discussing and debating The Walking Dead. We’re joined by an esteemed panel, including Jason Newitt, Dave “F-Train” Behr, Jeff Holsey, and Entities Chops and Colin. If you were a fan of the show, you’ll like the debate. We discuss problems with the show, [...]
We recorded a two-parter podcast yesterday. Part I is now live and discusses The Rise and Fall of Ray Bitar WCi feature with its author, Dave “F-Train” Behr. In it, F-Train details the interview process for the feature, as well some conclusions that could be drawn about the man who helped make Full Tilt Poker the [...]
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