Everything about Giorgia Palmas is hot. Her name is hot. She hails from Cagliari, Sardinia which just sounds like a place crawling with hot girls everywhere. If she was as skilled as Jeff Madsen's ex Trischelle in the sack…and was mute…she'd probably be close to the perfect girl as you could get. View more Giorgia Palmas pics here.
:: Poker player Michael Phelps was named Sportsman of the Year by SI even though he only final tabled one tournament. Erick Lindgren, John Pham, and Daniel Negreanu are like, "Seriously wtf?" What? This isn't just a poker award? [link]
:: While British model Danielle Lloyd doesn't look as good in a bikini as reigning WCP Girl of the Year Keeley Hazell does in this chocolate one, we're not ones to really split hairs over two hot ass super-models in bikinis. [link]
:: The PPA issues its statement on the 60 Minutes/Washington Post pieces on the online poker cheating scandals. It's ok, but just feels like there's some meat & potatoes missing from their message. [link]
:: Read Dr. Pauly's reflective and spot-on take about Las Vegas. [link]
:: Good news! Andrew is still not the father! Our new favorite part is around 18 seconds. [link]
:: National Lampoon opens an online casino. Ok. Why not. [link]
:: What started off as potentially one of the worst threads ever turned out to be pretty damn funny. [link]
:: Man this economy is even hitting Monopoly Man hard. [link]
Tagged as: danielle lloyd, Giorgia Palmas, Keeley Hazell, Michael Phelps, National Lampoon, Online Poker, Online Poker Cheating, Poker News, PPA
In a story that rivals the importance of Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad’s defiance in the face of the UN’s deadline for stopping uranium enrichment and the news about a 15-year-old girl who’s been hiccuping for four weeks now, one of our favorite pageant girls gone wild, Danielle Lloyd, is on the cover of the new Maxim UK, the hotter, sluttier sister of the popular U.S. men’s magazine.
You can view the absurdly hot pics of Miss Lloyd in Maxim UK over at GorillaMask.net, while supplies last (marginally NSFW, depending on your boss).
Lloyd, by the way, is back with her old fogie boyfriend Teddy Sheringham, a famous footballer and wannabe poker player, like herself, who you can play against over at online poker site VC Poker, unless of course you live in the U.S.
As a refresher, Danielle, who we featured lots of pics of last year when she was a Friday Night Parting Shot Girl, was dethroned as Miss Great Britain 2006 because she was (caught) shagging Teddy while he was “judging” the competition, and since then, she has appeared on Britain’s “Celebrity Big Brother” program where she exposed herself as an ignorant bigot in comments she made about fellow housemate Shilpa Shetty, an Asian.
The fallout reportedly led to Teddy dumping Danielle, until we reminded him of the important life lesson he learned from the Miss Great Britain pageant: “It’s better to bang a hot chick than to judge her.”
Tagged as: danielle lloyd, maxim uk
We learn new things about ourselves everyday. Like the time we learned that we didn’t hate all things French. Or the day we discovered that we could be attracted to girls named Olga, and then there was that night Chops found out that he didn’t have to be afraid of midgets anymore, even if they were ninja midgets striking kung-fu poses.
Then there’s today, when we learned that we have a thing for pageant winners dethroned for behaving badly. First it was recent FNPSG, Danielle Lloyd, who was just dethroned of her Miss Great Britain title for posing in Playboy and shagging one of the judges (Great Britain by the way is our favorite oxymoron). And now today, we have ridiculously hot Tara Conner, who reportedly will be stripped of her 2006 Miss USA title for “inappropriate behavior,” which according to sources reported in the news means behavior that “makes Paris Hilton look like a baby,” which is a complexing analogy, considering what an impossible slut Paris Hilton is–so complexing that we’ll leave it to metaphysical logisticians to figure out.
The CardPlayer of celebrity gossip, The National Ledger, reports that Conner will turn 21 on Monday and had planned to celebrate her birthday with parties on both coasts at Pure in Las Vegas and at Stereo in New York and that she has been “romantically” bonking linked to TWO of Stereo’s owners AND A NUMBER OF celebrities who hang there, including MTV VJ Damien Fahey, which is another way of saying she’s the club slut, not that there’s anything wrong with that, which is another way of saying that if you’re in Vegas this Monday, take a break from the Five Diamond World Poker Classic and head to Pure because if you’re ever gonna bang a Miss USA, dethroned or not, Monday is your chance. Good luck.
After the jump, photos and a video of Miss Tara Conner, who with her beauty, body and bad behavior has officially thrown her tiara in the ring as a candidate for the Official Wicked Chops Poker Girl of 2007.
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Tagged as: danielle lloyd, miss usa, tara conner
Danielle Lloyd, the absurdly hot British babe who was crowned Miss Great Britain 2006 only to have her title stripped this month after stripping for Playboy and amid allegations that she was dating aging footballer Teddy Sheringham while he was judging the pageant, looks a bit like a narrower version of Keeley Hazell to us, with some Shana Hiatt girl-next-door mixed in, which together makes her the most irresistible British girl we’ve seen since the last one we saw. In some photos, Danielle also has somewhat of a Lisa Marie Presley-ish face, if you stare at her long enough, which for some reason or another disqualifies her as a candidate for the OWCPG of 2007.
Besides being absurdly hot, notwithstanding the occasional LMP-ish-ness, Danielle is also apparently a bit of a card tosser. We got word today that the Liverpool native and her geezer boyfriend will be attending the third annual PartyPoker.com European Open in a few days. Whether she’ll last long like Joanna Krupa did at the WSOP or follow the bitch Benson and flame out early is yet to be seen but according to PokerNews.com, the poker news site that covers poker news, Danielle says, “I play to win.”
Danielle was also chosen as one of the 50 finalists for the Hollywood Poker 2007 Calendar, but somehow was not chosen as one of the final 12, which is apparently the number of months there are in a year, per the calendar. Considering the photos of Danielle after the jump, the only reasonable explanation for her not being chosen is that she refused to sleep with either Woods or Van Patten, which we unequivocally know is a requirement for the gig because we assume that’s how these things work.
Other than not being one of the Hollywood Poker Calendar Girls, it’s safe to say that Danielle won’t be the next Stephen Ambrose either. When appearing on Test the Nation, Danielle was asked “Who was Winston Churchill – A rapper, US President, Prime Minister or King?” Lloyd answered, “Wasn’t he the first black president of America? There’s a statue of him near me – that’s black.”
So silly, to think Winston Churchill was our first black president. Everyone knows it was Bill Clinton.
Lots of fun photos of Danielle after the jump and a video from the Miss Great Britain pageant that makes our Miss America look like a Cool Aid & Cookies Social for the Sisters of the Blessed Sacrament. Damn the Brits do things right when it comes to parading barely dressed girls around on a stage.
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Tagged as: danielle lloyd, Miss Great Britain, poker
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