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2009 WSOP Update: Event #6 – $1500 Pot Limit Omaha


Creepy old dude David Sklansky stares down his opponent today in the $1500 PLO event.

David Sklansky stares down his opponent today in the $1500 PLO event.

Event No. 6, the $1,500 Pot Limit Omaha event, drew a total of 809 players today, including creepy old dude poker pro David Sklansky (above). The final 81 will get paid with first earning $237,415. Last we looked at PokerNews.com, the site was down, but just before that it was also down, but just before that we saw last year’s EPT San Remo winner Jason Mercier (86,000) and Jesse Rios (72,000) were gunning for the chip lead at the same table. A few of the big names out already include 11-time WSOP bracelet winner Phil Hellmuth, Chino Rheem, Jeff Madsen, Clonie Gowen, a woman, Marcel Luske, James Mackey, a ginger, Yevgeniy Timoshenko, Jimmy Fricke, Bill Gazes, David “Devilfish” Ulliott, and the intense stare of Scott Clements.

Live updates here.

Some more shots of the Girl on the Rail above below.

2009 WSOP Girl on the RailYarom Limor and Girl on the Rail

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The Wicked Chops Poker Awards – Part II


Yesterday we introduced the first part of the possibly first annual Wicked Chops Poker Awards. As promised, today = Part II (which is so important we use Roman numerals instead of just the number "2").

Perfect_breastsBest Breasts in Poker: J.C. Tran. Listen, we have no idea where the "J.C. Tran has spectacular breasts…" thing came from. Couldn’t think of anything else to say about the guy and it randomly popped up and the rest is history. Having said that, look at J.C. Tran’s spectacular breasts (at right). Those are without one single doubt the best breasts in poker. Yes, Lacey Jones is the hottest girl in poker, but have you seen J.C.’s breasts? How can you even make an argument that someone has better breasts? You can’t. It’d be like arguing against Lionel Hutz. You’re winning that one every time, son.

Worst Name of a Potential Cellmate if You’re Sent to Prison: Hoyt Corkins. The thought of being "hoyt corkin’d" is utterly terrifying.

Best 2+2 Thread of All-Time: The Sklansky/Hawbaker Dramabomb. It was bound to happen. Rumors swirled about some kind of Sklansky/Hawbaker relationship at last year’s WSOP (watch the Brandi Hawbaker interview about it). Then it died down. Went away. Then in late February it just blew the f’ up (read the 2+2 thread here), culminating in 2+2 banning any known Brandi Hawbaker associates (and the NWP crew) and Sklansky "alluding" to throwing acid on Brandi’s face. This one had it all. In fact, we feel safe in saying that we may never see a poker forum thread involving a 60 year-old dude who keeps a vibrator in his glove compartment and hints at throwing acid on a hot girl’s face again. Probably.

Best Neverwin Poker Thread: Justin Smith Rolls Bryan Micon. The sheer creativity in this one wins out over the never-ending supply of messed up NWP threads. After Bryan "King of the Degenerates" Micon got rolled for about $12k by Justin Smith, he turned the fuck-you-machine on full-throttle. Micon wouldn’t rest until he got paid back. Be it recording countless phone conversation and putting them online, or releasing one digit of Justin Smith’s SSN every hour until he got paid back, this one was constant entertainment. Watch Micon’s RawVegas.tv interview on the pwning here.

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Catching Up on the Latest Sklansky/Malmuth/2+2 Banning News


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Sometimes the Entities who comprise Wicked Chops Poker simply need a break from the drama. So we took a few days to decompress from the 2+2 banning scuttlebutt. (In somewhat related news, Jolene Blalock, above, will never be banned on the WCP site)

But plenty happened over the weekend. Here’s some links to catch up:

:: Mason Malmuth won’t give up his "NWP is a hate site" stance.

:: Dan Druff sent a very reasonable message to Malmuth regarding his 2+2 banning, which Malmuth subsequently pulled down his pants and pooped all over.

:: Neverwin claims to have had his house broken into. Coincidence?

:: And finally, Mat "One T" Sklansky closed the banning thread with this salvo:

those who register accounts here with the obvious intention of screwing with this website will be deleted.

you like neverwinpoker better? stay there.

i will happily ban away and away and away until Mason fires me.

i’m locking all of these threads right now. you jerkoffs that want to read it about it further have been given numerous invitations to post at neverwinpoker. i am happy to be rid of you.

Happy times and good Monday to ya…

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Poker Blog Round-Up: Men Caught Cheating, Laak Favorited, Poker Writer Dies Young, Something In Spanish + More


This is the first of our new series of poker blog round-ups at Wicked Chops Poker in which we send people to other blogs to get their poker news fix. Yep, we’re all about link love here at Wicked Chops Poker. Link love and laziness.

Grace_park_04:: Shocking! Men “The Master” Nguyen accused of cheating in LA, this time by none other than Justin Bonomo (Click here)

:: Phil Laak allowed to start WPT Invitational on Day 2, David Singer nits, Shaniac picks (Click here)

:: Gutshot WSOP reporter Barron Vangor Toth, a favorite of ours, sadly dies at age 34, Pokerati Dan obits (Click here)

:: David Sklansky and Mason Malmuth are dumb and dumber, grumps Gary Carson (Click here and here)

:: Phil Ivey channels his inner Yang after big win, bestows Red Bull+Poker (Click here)

:: Las diferentes dimensiones del póquer, escribe David Williams, tacos Poquer-Red (Click here)

The girl in the photo, that’s Grace Park. See more of her here.

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2+2 Will Ban You


Gotta admit, we kind of saw this coming.

Taliban_2plus2With the latest Brandi Hawbaker dramabomb blowing up in David Sklansky’s face, 2+2 has gone all Taliban and has starting banning people from their popular forum.

And by "people," we mean "people who write about the latest Brandi Hawbaker dramabomb."

NWP’s Bryan Micon has been banned. Dan Druff was banned as well, much to the protest of 2+2′ers. And we’ve received emails from none other than Brandi herself revealing other bans because they are a "Known Brandi Hawbaker associate."

A forum is a forum and a business is a business. If you want to ban someone from your site it’s well within your rights to do so, no matter how douchy it is.

And we get some of the motivation as to why the bans are happening. When people are posting private photos/saying thing about someone that you probably didn’t want ever getting out–and for good reason, which is why we won’t post or link to those photos despite receiving emails about it from numerous people–then you could see this all unfolding and realize it was about to get ugly.

But like we posted last week, David Sklansky is too old to be getting himself involved in this stuff, and he kind of brought it on to himself, which makes the bannings ultra-hypocritical. In fact, he should probably ban himself from the forum just to save face. Actually, 2+2 head honcho Mason Malmuth has more or less done that already:

We are also not happy with the performance of David Sklansky. From his point of view he was just trying to defend his family life, and I can emphatically state that the many problems and issues that have been stated on some of these forums are not true. However, in response to all of this, David has promised me not to post for a while, and when he does return, he will stick to strategy topics in the appropriate strategy forums where he certainly has a lot to offer. I will personally make sure that this is the case.

Read that full post here.

If there’s a moral to this whole story it’s this: Since the beginning of time, pretty girls always have always caused wars, and it’s still happening today, even if it’s juvenile banning wars involving a 60 year-old man on a poker forum.  

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