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Joanna Krupa and Derek Hough Have A Cinemax Moment


Poor Shannon Elizabeth.

If our current/first wives were to leave us, and then the next day were selected to be on Dancing with the Stars AND got paired up with Derek Hough, and then for the next three months every single week over 20 million people had to watch as Derek either simulates sex acts or fantasizes about sex acts–including a beach scene similar to where we first actually did some making out with said current/first wife–it would REALLY upset us… if we were actually watching and not doing blow and banging anything with two legs* and a vagina.**

Because the above scenario minus the last 18 words is basically what Shannon Elizabeth is going through right now each and every week.

In related news, one-time poker player/full-time super model Joanna Krupa got the top score again.

* Not necessarily a requirement.
** A requirement.

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Joanna Krupa (Inexplicably) Got the High Score


A little later than normal getting to it, so our apologies (sort of), but Joanna Krupa had her worst dance of the year last night, getting the highest marks of the evening on Dancing with the Stars.

Unlike previous weeks which involved Krupa gyrating, simulating sex, and wrapping her legs around her partner, this week she just performed an elegant waltz. This unfortunate display of grace earned her the week’s top score.

She’ll probably be safe for another week, which hopefully means she’ll get back to more “appropriate” dances.

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What Having Joanna Krupa’s Legs Wrapped Around You Looks Like…


In case you had ever thought to yourself, “Hmmm…I wonder what having Joanna Krupa’s legs wrapped around me would look like…” well then the above video should give you a pretty good idea.

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Joanna Krupa & Derek Hough Lambada



All right. There are worse ways to start a day than watching Joanna Krupa doing a lambada. It’s the forbidden dance, after all.

In somewhat related news, we wonder who Google’d (8 times) “joanna krupa derek hough fucking?” We wonder

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Joanna Krupa Survives Week 2 Of Dancing With The Stars


Joanna Krupa Dancing With the Stars

It's images of Joanna Krupa like the one above that keep both us and Shannon Elizabeth up at night. For us only a few extra minutes though.

One-time WCP Girl of the Year Joanna Krupa and her boy partner Derek Hough have survived another week on Dancing With The Stars. Not surviving was former Sports Illustrated swimsuit model Kathy Ireland, who along with Elle McPherson, taught us a lot about our penises growing up.

Watch Joanna and Derek’s performance on DWTS here. The world’s best photo gallery of Joanna Krupa‘s backside below.

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