by Wicked Chops Entity on 3.23.2010 in
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It's shit like this that makes people like Jihad Chetwie hate U.S. America...
And that’s it. All of the
EPT Berlin robbers are now in custody
TM.
The final suspect–Jihad Chetwie–must’ve declared a fatwa on “living on the lamb” because he turned himself in to authorities. Or in actuality, if the translations are correct, after fleeing to Lebanon, Jihad decided that living in a German prison would be better than living in a Lebanon prison.
As far as the stolen monies are concerned, each of the robbers banked 40,000 euros. However, 80,000 Euros remain unaccounted for…and police believe that the money likely went “to a client.”
Read more messy translation here and more on the story in general here.
And more of Olivia Munn riding a cartoon unicorn in Complex magazine here.
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by Wicked Chops Entity on 3.18.2010 in
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These two guys are still at-large.
Um. Err. Uh.
According to German newspaper Bild, a 21 year-old suspect in the EPT Berlin armed robbery turned himself in to authorities on Monday night. He did not snitch the whereabouts of the other three suspects or where the money is, because as everyone knows: you don’t ever fucking snitch.
Seriously, don’t snitch.
While the name of the terrorist alleged perp that turned himself in wasn’t released, the names of the other three people so-called authorities are looking for were: Mustafa Ucarakus, JIHAD Chetwie and Ahmad El-Awayti (who according to Pokerati has now been arrested).
Jihad? Really? Kid isn’t effing around there. Pretty much assuring he’ll be on every no-fly list the rest of his life.
In related news, Jeff Madsen has already claimed that the robbery didn’t happen and it was all a Government conspiracy.
Read more here.
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