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by on September 12, 2009 TweetThis
This week’s Friday Night Parting Shot Girl is poker pro Erica Schoenberg, who recently stopped by a Las Vegas gun range to fire off a few machine gun rounds and look ridiculously hot while doing so. Watch her in action above.
In related news, this site.
Semi-related, The Cramps “Bikini Girls with Machine Guns”.
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by on September 3, 2009 TweetThis
Howabout we play a little "Caption This" with the photo of Emil Patel and Miss July 2008 Laura Croft above. Post yours in the comments below.
Erica Schoenberg, the poker hottie we tend to drop more flattering superlatives on than a bad early 90’s R&B song, is guest starring in this week’s episode of “Two Months. Two Million,” the G4TV show starring those online poker players we mentioned in this post.
Here’s the set up for the episode according to G4TV:
Amidst the temptations of Vegas, the guys declare war on French poker legend David Benyamine, gunning for his money, his respect, and his girl. All New Episode Sunday 9PM ET.
Sure, they have a shot at swiping some money from Benyamine but there’s a fat chance at them winning over Erica. As in, if they’re fat they have a chance.
Get it? Benyamine’s freakin huge.
Anyway, we haven’t caught any of the past episodes of 2M2MM but word is the show’s well done. Hard to screw it up though when you throw in a few Playboy Playmates tit-bouncing around in bikinis.
Related, obligatory photos of G4TV’s Olivia Munn in a bikini below.
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by on July 24, 2009 TweetThis
She’s at it again.
The ridiculously pretty Erica Schoenberg is once more showing us how cool, fun and attractive she is. This time she’s bouncing around on a trampoline, doing flips and just acting effing adorable at the infamous PokerListings ranch this summer. Unfortunately, the video was shot at night and is kind of dark but if you squint your eyes and put in the Carmen Electra’s Strip Poker DVD, you can see her naked.
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by on July 3, 2009 TweetThis
The ridiculously pretty Erica Schoenberg singlehandedly prettied up Howard and Suzie Lederer's World Series of BBQ the other night.
We’re not sure what it is about Erica Schoenberg but she gets more and more attractive and cooler every time we see her. At this pace, she’s going to catch up to us in the looks and coolness department, and people will expect us to get together to form some kind of “beautiful people” power couple. Like Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, David Beckham and Posh or Michael Jackson and Maccaulay Culkin. Only problem is, the three of us are currently married and she’s with David Benyamine. All small hurdles though. Well except for Benyamine. Nothing small about that hurdle.
Photos above and below of Erica performing karaoke with someone else and Robert Williamson’s elbow.
Relatedly, Erica’s Top 10 Fashion Mistakes Me Make at the Poker Table.
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by on December 14, 2008 TweetThis
"Yeah Michele, those Entities are some sexy pigs…"
Our favorite poker cougar Michele Lewis debuted her first
The topic of Wicked Chops Poker came up in one of the questions. The copy and pasting of that is seen below:
ML: You get a lot of coverage, specifically from Wicked Chops Poker… are you flattered by their coverage or do you think they’re just a bunch of sexist pigs?
ES: Well, I don’t think you can deny that much of what they write is sexist, but I still think it’s pretty hilarious. I mostly find it flattering and amusing whenever they mention me! You know you’ve arrived when Wicked Chops talks about you…
Wait wait wait. "sexist pigs" or "sexy pigs?" Clearly Matt Parvis and Lance Bradley missed that in the editing process. Michele, turn your articles in sooner so they have time to catch such errors, ok?
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by on September 28, 2008 TweetThis
Erica Schoenberg somehow managed to get hotter and did it without surgery.
See, if there’s one thing we’re a sucker for in a girl it’s big boobs morally casual attitude being a cougar swallowing smarts being a mute a good healthy smart-ass attitude. Schoenberg showed us she was capable of it with her fashion tips article. And now she scores some hits in her latest blog.
The basic gist is Erica caught some over-the-top slandering of her fiance David Benyamine in his Rail Heaven table on Full Tilt Poker.
The dude taking shots at Mr. B (as she calls him) she says was “Pyrinnaid.” Schoenberg comes out swinging, calling Pyrinnaid the “typical NL ass-clown” (i.e. doesn’t play any other games) and that he probably:
“…started playing [poker] in high school or college, probably after discovering poker through his Magic the Gathering friends.”
She goes on to say how young, arrogant kids like him make a big splash, talk shit, then go broke (often to guys like Benyamine).
Read the full post here. She unnecessarily posted another blog today making sure everyone knew she wasn’t talking about all young online players. No need for that. Take your pwning and walk away. But regardless, read that here.
UPDATES: Poker Listings has a good follow-up on David Benyamine and Jay “pr1nnyraid” Rosenkrantz here. And thanks to reader Jim for the link to pr1nnyraid’s blog here.
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