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Kelley Hazell in Maxim France Will Please You


Keeley Hazell in Maxim France

Hottest non-naked photo of Keeley Hazell ever?

As one of our readers bitched earlier today in a comment, “so much poker bs, so little Keeley Hazell.” And despite how much we loath people bitching to us, we have to agree.

Honestly, our searches for new Keeley Hazell photo spreads have been coming up dry lately and we’ve just been waiting for her to get off her perfectly fine ass and do a new photo shoot. And what do you know, we found a new one this morning. Yep, it’s our favorite top-dropper in the July issue of Maxim France and she’s looking hotter than ever. Check out one more semi-SFW shot of Keeley after the jump and the good stuff here (NSFW) and here (NSFW).

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2008 WSOP Update: Day 2 of Event No. 18 – No-Limit 2-7 Draw Lowball w/ReBuys


Layne Flack is the blurred head in this photo at the 2008 WSOP Shawn Sheikhan is the chubby in jeans in this photo at the 2008 WSOP
The big-name, big-bankroll poker pros in the $5,000 buy-in No-Limit 2-7 Draw Lowball w/ReBuys event at the 2008 WSOP are nearing a final table on Day 2.

18 of the 85 players remain with David Benyamine holding an ironically slim chip lead over a newly slim Mike Matusow, 2007 WSOP POY Tom Schneider of Pokerati fame, and 21-year-old Tom "Durrrr" Dwan. All are over the 400k mark.

Others still in include Barry Greenstein, Jeffrey Lisandro, Erick Lindgren, David Grey, Chad Brown, Tony G, Nick Schulman and Michael Binger.

Busts before the bubble include Layne Flack (top left photo) and Shawn "Sheiky" Sheikhan (top right photo), and going out just before the money was poker legend and blogger Doyle Brunson.

Chip counts here.

Click thumbnail for another, better look at what you’re looking at above. . .

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Important PSA: Become a Dermatologist and Set Up Shop in Las Vegas


Like RawVegas.tv‘s Patrice Hollis and Denise Pernula self-breast exam video, cheap thrills and public service information abound in the video below of some dermatologist named Dr. G fondling the asses of drunk Midwestern chicks screening girls for skin cancer at Tao Beach in Las Vegas as part of Skin Cancer Awareness Month. Apparently Dr. G has been doing this at pools all around Vegas. There’s an important lesson here somewhere and we think it has something to do with Dr. G being a genius.

Hot Chick Skin Cancer Screening Video

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Poker News that You Can’t Blame the Editing On


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:: Libertarian Nick Gillespie wants to puke after reading what pro-gambling Harvard professor Charles Nesson had to say in a recent article. [Reason.com]

:: Our favorite top-dropper Keeley Hazell drops the top once more, this time looking sin-sationally hot in Maxim Ukraine. [Flisted.com] (NSFW)

:: The WSOP Circuit event in Indiana starts today!!! [BluffMagazine.com]

:: Wow, look! Another Brazilian super model with a perfectly flawless body. [DoubleViking.com]

:: Somehow Daniel “Gomez” Schleben, who just got nabbed for being a big time coke dealer, is “a champion poker player” after finishing 336th in the 2007 WSOP Main Event. [Knoxnews.com]

:: We still like the photos Jody Palmer took of herself in her bathroom but her new Maxim Hometown Hotties shots are worth the look. [Maximonline.com]

:: The WSOP Circuit event in Indiana starts today!!! [PokerListings.com]

:: When Aussie hottie Lynda Hancock and her girlfriends have a poker night, it ends up with them half naked in a spa together. Yep, we even read the article. [Bastardly.com]

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Poker News that Doesn’t Bash AC or Other Crap-Heap Towns


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:: The U.S. Poker Leagues’ Inaugural PokerBowl is set for Oct. 20-23 in Las Vegas. Teams of poker pros who will likely wear really bad bowling shirts when they play will rep 25 cities and 5 conferences as they compete for a $1 million prize. [USPokerBowl.com]

:: Scarlett Johannson‘s breasts are still, as she once said, the size of a brontosaurus. These ridiculously hot photos are the best of her in awhile. [FunDumper.com]

:: Rocker Vince Neil, who on a good day looks like an aging John Lovett Jon Lovitz in a blonde wig and on a bad day looks like the former lead singer of Mötley Crüe, is back with his 3rd annual Off the Strip Poker Tournament at the Hard Rock in Vegas on Nov. 3. [KNAC.com]

:: Proof that not every girl with a last name that ends in “kova” is glum, photos of Anna Kournikova in a bikini. [HollywoodTuna.com]

:: Hugo Asenjo won the latest Extreme Poker event held on a cliff near Sydney after his opponents were all sent to the rail 90 meters below. The link is the only news story we found that didn’t use “cliffhanger” in the headline and had a hot chick too boot. [Sydney Morning Herald blog]

:: If you like Kate Beckinsale like we do, you may like these shots of her getting wanded and frisked at LAX by a miraculously cute TSA agent. [Egotastic.com]

:: Proving that his 2006 WSOP win wasn’t a fluke, Jamie Gold outlasted Bart Simpson and SpongeBob Square Pants to finish 5th in a charity poker tournament. [PokerNews.com]

:: Model Martina Stella is the hottest Italian girl we’ve seen in the past cinque minuti. [HornyOyster.com]

:: More than a dozen poker players were arrested in Houston after the HPD and SWAT raided an underground poker room. [KHOU 11 News]

:: Jessica Kramer, who you may know as the drunk girl in the video the other week with the absurdly large boobs, is a little shy about her newfound fame, so she’s smartly staying out of the spotlight by hanging with Tommy Lee and exposing her breasts in public. [WWTDD.com]

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