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2009 WSOP Round-Up: Greg ‘FBT’ Mueller Wins Second Bracelet


Gus Hansen and Phil Ivey horsing* around at the table yesterday during the $50k H.O.R.S.E. World Championship. (*fuck, we're doing it in captions now)

Gus Hansen and Phil Ivey horsing around in front of a cute Asian filly* yesterday during the $50k H.O.R.S.E. World Championship. (*damn, we're doing it in captions now)

Maybe this year isn’t the Year of the BrotherTM, but instead it’s the Year of the Really Good, Really Boring PlayerTM. Looking at the $50k H.O.R.S.E. leaders, that’s definitely the case. Here’s the rundown:

:: Event #40 ($50,000 H.O.R.S.E.): This is a long, grueling race, but some thoroughbreds are beginning to separate themselves as they make a charge for the finish line.* Event #2 winner and general charisma machine Vitaly Lunkin is the overnight chip leader, stacked at (1,527,000). He’s followed by Erik Sagstrom (1,315,000) and half-man, half-amazing Freddy Deeb (1,300,000). Also top five in chips are David Bach (1,265,000) and still-in-contention-for-POY Ville Wahlbeck (842,000). See? Has there been a better group of players that you don’t care about? Could you be less excited? Gus Hansen (801,000), our Official Pick to Win It Huck Seed (672,000), Tony G (642,000) and Erik Seidel (464,000) also remain. Get full chip counts here.

:: Event #50 ($1,500 Limit Hold’em Shootout): That didn’t take long. After a number of runner-up finishes and near-misses, Greg ‘FBT’ Mueller captures his second bracelet in a week. It’s just like high school. Mueller defeated Marc Naalden heads-up for the title and banks $194,854. Millie Shiu, a woman, finished third. David Williams finished fourth. Get full chip counts here.

:: Event #51 ($1,500 NLH): About 30 remain. Alex Jacob anyone? See the rest here.

:: Event #52 ($3,000 NLH): A solid showing of 854 whittled down to 149 by the end of play. Timothy Horan is the overnight chip leader, stacked at 149,000. Some notable big stacks remaining include but are certainly not limited to Antonio Esfandiari (127,900), Jeffrey Lisandro (113,800), Peter “Nordberg” Feldman (93,100), and no way seriously GTFO Mike Caro (58,500). Get full chip counts here.

:: Event #53 ($1,500 Seven Card Stud 8B): The final event of the day brought in 467 and ended with around 150. Allie Prescott is the overnight chip leader. Annie Duke and Daniel Negreanu are around the top of the leaderboard. Get full chip counts here.

* Fuck! There we go again.

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2009 WSOP Round-Up: Cantu Wins Second Bracelet; Williams & FBT Go for Theirs


If there was only an obvious joke to make about this photo...if only...

If there was only an obvious joke to make about this photo...if only...

Here’s the rundown of weekend WSOP action:

:: Event #48 ($1,500 PLO 8B): Brandon Cantu outlasted a field of 752 to capture his second bracelet. For the win, he banks $228,867. Cantu defeated Lee Watkinson-Markholt ($141,873) for the title. Get full final table payouts here.

:: Event #50 ($1,500 Limit Hold’em Shootout): Final table starts today at 2pm PT. Going for their second WSOP bracelets are David Williams and Greg ‘FBT’ Mueller. Joining them is the awesomely named Flaminio Malaguti. Pretty sure he was a Formula 1 race car driver at some point of his life. Or a gay Italian bar. One of the two. See the rest of the final table here.

Event #51 ($1,500 NLH): Another 2,781 entered the second-to-last $1,500 NLH event. Christopher Bonita is the overnight chip leader, stacked at 131,700. Get full chip counts here.

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Greg “FBT” Mueller Throws Chips, Not Punches, Eh?


Greg Mueller fights like a . . .   hey there's that girl again
Greg "FBT" Mueller (above foreground) is known for throwing his chips around in tournaments. But not other people’s.

Greg "FBT" Mueller is a big ex-hockey player, which means the following: 1) he’s Canadian, 2) he’s into ice fishing, 3) he wants some of that Internet money, 4) he could probably beat the crap out of you, and 5) he’s not your friend, buddy.

But all of those points were apparently lost on a guy named "Rock" at Commerce Casino recently.

According to a poster (so we’re not reporting this as 100% "true" yet) on that forum co-owned by that creepy old guy, Mueller and Rock got into a cute little chip throwing incident. And edited version of that post is below:

I’m sitting in a 20/40 at Commerce 1 hour ago in the back left of the room where the bathroom and plant foliage is and Greg Meuller is playing some guy named "Rock" heads up in some game, I don’t know which but they only had white 100$ chips. I don’t know who Rock is but he seems pretty crazy and suddenly the room is slightly quieted and all heads turn as Rock starts laughing in Muellers face like a completely arrogant jerkoff, I don’t know why but he probably won a pot with a **** kicker that one upped him, or bluffed Meuller, or caught a bluff.

The laugh kept going and going HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH…AHAHAHAHAHA…AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHHAHA

Mueller couldn’t ****ing take it anymore then hit Rocks stack of chips with his hand, knocking them down. People start to laugh but then are silenced as Rock quickly hits Mueller’s stack then Mueller returns fire by grabbing a bunch of Rocks chips and does a short toss and throws them on the floor.

DONT ****ING EVER TOUCH, MY ****ING CHIPS, EVER

*Rock grabs huge handful of Gregs 100′s and ****ing flings them practically over our table and in the direction of the planty****/smoking room area* Pandemonium ensues all around as Mueller Rock and casino managers argue with cops standing all around.

Finally they are told they are being kicked out (don’t know for how long probably just a day). Rock doesn’t seem phased at all and even did a big HAHAHAHAHAH cackly laugh again at a Mueller who is obviously shook the **** up and pretty pale faced speechless.

Read the post in its entirety here.

And some guy must’ve gotten camera phone video footage of the chip fight, which you can watch here.

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