by Wicked Chops Entity on 6.19.2008 in Uncategorized | no comments
We have no idea what Phil Ivey, who is rumored to have bet a bundle of cash on the LA Lakers to win the NBA championship series (along with a bunch of other players), was saying to LA Lakers owner Jerry Buss in the above photo taken last night in the Amazon Room at the Rio Las Vegas.
However, their combined income probably exceeds the GDP of many small countries, so they could probably give two shits about any joke we’d make about it any way. Money is cool like that.
Look for another post on Jerry Buss and his hot railbird shortly…
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by Wicked Chops Entity on 5.15.2008 in Uncategorized | no comments

As the Entities watched the LA Lakers win a thriller against the Utah Mormons last night, we noticed a familar face screaming “Are you kidding me???!!!” at the refs with around two-and-a-half to go: poker pro Phil Ivey.
Apparently we weren’t the only ones who noticed Ivey (seen above, sitting as 20,000 other stand), as Pocket 5′s (here) and 2+2 (here) have some threads on it.
The big question is how did Ivey get the courtside tix? While our answers range from, “Who really cares?” to “Seriously, who really cares?” the common theories are that high-stakes player/friend Jerry Buss gave them to him, as he’s been known to do, or that the Laker’s owner is paying off a prop bet debt to him with the choice seats.
In related news, can somebody get the “Are you kidding me?” up on YouTube? Thanks.
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by Wicked Chops Entity on 5.31.2007 in
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by Wicked Chops Entity on 5.30.2007 in
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When we last saw high-stakes poker player and LA Lakers owner Jerry Buss in person, it was at the Commerce Casino in LA this past March and the 74-year-old was palling around with an absurdly hot chick in her early twenties who reminded us that when we’re as old as Buss, our current/first wives will not be in their early twenties, but instead will be old as dirt, which is exactly why they are our current/first wives.
While this has nothing to do with Buss getting arrested today for driving while intoxicated in Carlsbad, it does make us wonder if Jeannana Flores, the 23-year-old girl who was in the car with Buss at the time of the arrest, is the same chick we saw with Buss last March (and no, we’re not talking about the girl in the PokerNews interview with Buss). The name however doesn’t necessarily fit the package of the girl we saw in as much as it conjures up the thought of a certain Puerto Rican trannie prostitute we once knew.
In a statement released by the Lakers today, Buss said:
“Although I was driving only a short distance, it was a bad decision and I was wrong to do it. It was a mistake I will not make again.”
Ironically this is almost word for word the same thing we’ve said at least 147 times before.
For more on the Jerry Buss DUI bust, read a newspaper.
* Photo of Jerry Buss at the 2007 WPT Invitational taken by Pokulator.com.
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